Mari thinks nothing could be worse than a three week long vacation on a cruise ship with her dysfunctional family. But then, the ship gets high jacked by some modern day pirates who look, and act, as though they belong back in the times of Kings and Queens. Mari is taken captive by the so called "Notorious Captain Kirkland". She soon learns that there is something much more to this pirate than meets the eye. And maybe, just possibly, Mari might have a few feelings towards the odd pirate captain? But can they, will they be together? Until the very end?

Cry, get's transferred to a new school because his mom and dad got a new job. What Cry doesn't know is that he is now at school for, monsters. He ends up meeting another new student named Felix. They become best friends...and maybe more. Stay tuned to see what happens in this exciting story.* WARNING :THIS STORY HAS SEXUAL SITUATIONS! I STRONGLY SUGGEST THAT THIS STORY IS NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN OF VERY YOUNG AGES. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.*

The title says it all! These post will inspire you, make you laugh and cry, and well, uh, in my case, want to kill somebody :P. Enjoy!

What happens when the countries have a online chat room? Bad stuff.. Really really bad stuff. /////copy right to Maurieller, give credit for any content taken\\\\\\

*FIRST BOOK IN THE Dear My Sanity SERIES* "Look at your hands. Their blood is on your hands." Jamie stares at her blood covered hands. She clenches her jaw, a muffled scream coming from her. I let her scream but I look around, knowing the police would come soon. If she wants to avoid being caught, she needs to get over her little crisis already. "Get up," I say quickly, going over and grabbing onto her arm to pull her up. "Come on, the police will be coming soon. You're not going to jail." She struggles against me, screaming, "No! You're going to kill me if I go with you." "This all can be erased," I insisted. The wailing of sirens tells me I need to convince her quickly. Jamie pauses, thinking hard. "Fine," she says. "Let's go then." I say no more as I run. She picks up my pace and follows me as I lead her away from her first murders and into her new life. I think it's one she'll fit well into.

Play these games at your own risk... ((Attention Readers. These games are for an interesting read and do not do these games because nothing will happen besides you wasting your time or you getting yourself and others injured or killed. If you actually attempt these games I am not responsable for yourself and others well being. DO NOT PLAY THESE GAMES THEY ARE FAKE. I do not want to go to jail because someone died from reading one of these and attempting them. If you say you are going to do them then I hope you are RPing or Joking. I'm telling you now do not play these games. I am just a writer of stories you hopefully only read to entertain yourself. You may now begin reading))

Artemis has just recently been a silver statue. Not only does she have to learn the basics in her new human body, she also has to fight the Bros ordered to kill her by, who else, the BARRELS! Along the way she meets a super perverted pig, a very polite chair, a plain love struck rock, a certain golden statue (who she may have feeling for), and the best Swedish gamer of all time. Together, will they defeat the BARRELS and their army of Bros? Or will they be lost in the darkness forever? Filled with fun, horror, romance, perverted jokes, and teleporting naked guys!

What happens when all of the Avengers talk on a chat web site? Laughs, drama, fighting, evil laughter, and fun is in store!

Welcome all on how to annoy the Harry Potter gang (and others!) Try them out get yourself detentions, get points deducted from your house, get expelled! And best of all get cuddles from Voldie! (All my own ideas.) (Terms and Conditions: I am not responsible for personal injury, death by Voldemort, Snape's personal spells, getting tangled in Dumbledore's beard, getting attacked by Fang, getting clawed by McGonagall, getting chased by unicorns, getting hit with wands, breaking your own wand, losing house points, getting detentions, getting expelled, receiving spankings on the bottom, receiving hexes, receiving attitude from badass Hufflepuff's, getting attacked by girly Ravenclaw's, getting attacked by stroppy Slytherin's, getting growled at by Gryffindors, being squealed at by Bellatrix, Molly Weasley accusing you of attacking her daughter, getting pranked by Fred and George, Percy blaming you for everything, getting bad reports from Skeeter, getting hair flipped by Fleur, Arthur Weasley asking you about rubber ducks, Lucius Malfoy letting you braid his hair, being chased by Ron's butterfly's, becoming deaf after going to a weird sisters concert, being turned into a werewolf by Fenrir, having headaches like Harry, Getting punched by Hermione, being dated by Ginny, having the urge to visit Moaning Myrtle, receiving autographs from Gilderoy Lockhart, being turned into a ferret by Mad-eye Moody, being invited to the Slug club, getting kicked in the face by Draco, having dreams about Voldemort, getting high on butterbeer, and performing these outrageous things that I wrote when I was thoroughly bored.)

Everybody knows PewDiePie and his Amnesia friends; Stephano the faithful guidance, Mr. Chair the problem solver, and Piggeh the perverted joker. What if there was more to Piggeh than meets the eye? Well, Piggeh has always been labeled as the sex-crazed, perverted, silly man since the very beginning. What happens when Piggeh starts to realize that behind his bubbly jokes and personality, that he's hurting? What happens when Piggeh begins to realize that he's bore emotional scars since the start? (Credit to an amazing writer, StephanoTreeClan)