help wanted: looking for someone patient and skilled to teach me to play soccer. must know rules, techniques, and have knowledge of history of sport. needs to know how to play within a month or two. compensation is no problem, and can be discussed. number 768-4386. WARNINGS: - cannot kick balls - very uncoordinated - hopelessly bad at team sports - out of shape - doesn't know shit about soccer - may fall in love.

Your typical cliché story where the good girl falls in love with the bad boy but this story has a twist (;

"He's a bad boy. He's bad news" Abigail Antonias was warned as soon as she entered her fourth high school that a particular boy named Nathaniel Reece was the definition of a bad boy, and is best to just avoid. But that just made Abigail's curiousity peak. What could be so 'Bad' about him? And sometimes, the worst decisions are the best ones. (Note: Not totally cliche, believe me)

Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?

"It was then my mother was set on fire." When Beatrice stumbles upon a crazed man in the forest she barely gets away with her life. Unable to convince anyone of his presence, she tries not to go anywhere near him again but that seems impossible when unfortunate situations arise and feelings change. Her life had always been relatively normal until she met him but she never thought it'd take a holiday to Crazy Town like it did. As the murder count piles high, and the supernatural creatures take residence in her small, quaint town, she must fight for what she believes is right while trying not to lose her mind over everyone's lies and deception. Believing to be on top of the game, she's in for a shock as she realises she must give up those most precious to her or risk endangering Earth to those with greed on their mind and blood on their hands. HUMOUR | ACTION | ROMANCE | PARANORMAL | FANTASY |

Don't get upset at me when you reach the end of this story to find out I am no longer writing it! I have a new and better version on my profile! - Devin Morris and Jayne Dixon have been inseparable bestfriends since diaper years, and would do anything for each other. Even getting beat up by a black belt judoka. And even pretending to become boyfriend and girlfriend to get rid of the said clingy and obsessive ex-girlfriend who punches like Chuck Norris... ° ° ° "It always works in the movies and books, right?" I rolled my eyes at Devin. "You haven't picked up a book since Mrs. K's fifth grade class." Copyright. All Rights Reserved

Catherine Rose is an average teenager. When her father got promoted at his job to be the CEO of the company. Its a pretty big deal....to him. And to celebrate they're throwing a dinner party for him. And Cathy, who apparently has to go needs a date. So her friends teamed up and set her up on twelve blind dates. Will she find the Perfect Date in time for the dinner party?

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." In which Ariel Agresti returns from boarding school and finds out that her ex-boyfriend of a player is her brand new neighbour (and that she has better abs than he does).

Anna never expected to be fired from her long-term job. And she never expected to walk in on her fiance with another woman. With everything going from bad to worse, she leaves behind Michigan and stays with her friend, Casey in London. While waiting on her Visa to be accepted, she prepares for life in a city she knows nothing about and finds that it's not what it's cracked up to be. That is until she meets her new boss, Aaron. He's rich, handsome and cocky - everything Anna hates in a guy - but there's just something about him that drives her crazy. Mixing business with pleasure is something Anna is not willing to risk, especially on a guy like Aaron, but he's willing to fight for what he wants, even if it means giving up everything he loves. -- NOT EDITED -- There is a name change half way through the book, however, this was never edited because I tried to commit suicide. I was depressed and unhappy with myself. I know the name change is annoying but you've been warned.