Leafy was walkign don the park wen he saw the most prettiest girl evr "Excuse me miss, may I help you with your purse?" "DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER? but luckily I'm an independent women so fuck off, I don't need no men!" Leafy dat night cryd himself to sweep, he needed dat gurl. - I fucking hate myself

The beloved anime Ouran High School Host Club takes a turn into the direction of the United States of America, as Barack Obama, a young girl,joins the group of a lifetime. However, due to her appereance, everyone thinks she is a male. Will she make it though the school year? -Cast- Barack Obama- Haruhi Fujioka Mitt Romney- Tamaki Suoh Raini Rodriguez- Renge Hoshakuji George Washington- Kyoya Ootori Donald Trump- "Honey" Haninozuka Abraham Lincoln- Takashi Morinozuka George W. Bush- Hikaru Hitachiin Jeb Bush- Kaoru Hitachiin

I will talk about... -mainly how complete and udderly fucking retarded my lousy excuse for a school that I get in trouble for basically fucking breathing -more school raging -ma life -my every day struggle And much more exciting content! And remember... ...keep calm and leviosaaaaaaa

I wrote this when I was in 5th grade, and there are no spaces after the commas and periods. You have been warned. Keeping this up unedited solely for the goofs.

Hide your kids, hide your dog, hide your toothbrush, because what you are about to read will astound you beyond belief. |NSFW| You have been warned.