Adpoted by Zerrie?! Seriously?!

You want to know about me? No, you really don't. There's not much to know. I get abused on a regular basis by both my mom and dad, or should I say step dad. My real dad was killed in a car accident. My mom, on the other hand has always abused me. Ever since my dad died. By the way, I was 5. My name is Jade, Jade Jones...

1000 tips to being a girl

disclaimer: i began working on this book in 2012. i was twelve, and bored, so a majority of the first chapters are cheesy, or bizarre. my apologies. i'll do my best to give life advice for girls, however i doubt this will ever actually get to one thousand.