NOW PUBLISHED BY SOURCEBOOKS FIRE! Oliver, Alec, Xander, and JJ are just four regular guys. They're also members of the world famous boy band the Heartbreakers. This is their story.

There are people in this world, mainly feminine, who, like Amanda Seyfried's character in Mean Girls, have no idea what is happening around them. I, unfortunately, am among that group. These are some of the things my friends tease me with.

Is a guy annoying you that uses cheesy pick up lines and you don't know how to get rid of him? Well now you do----- READ THIS

Life is too short to live so, we must live everyday as if it's our last day Live free Enjoy every second Smile always, no matter what happens in life but don't forget to smile...

For Eva Winters, life turned out a little more complicated than she had imagined. After years worth of saving, she was finally ready to leave the busy city and make a change in her scandalous lifestyle. She thought moving to a quiet, small town with her best friend would be enough to halt her inner wild-child, allowing her to settle down and have the peaceful life she seeks. At least that's what she thought. Turns out, shaking old habits isn't as easy as she had hoped. Throw in a sexy, charismatic sweet talker and well... Lets just say that sometimes, certain urges are too strong to control. ♢♢♢ ▪ Rated Mature for sexual content and/or references. Very early on... ▪ Published: 6/20/17 - *Slow Updates* • 1st Place: Aqua Pearl Awards, Short Story -8/12/17 • 1st Place: Reach For The Stars Awards, Short Story -9/9/17 • Runner-Up: The Blue Awards, Short Story/Humor -10/15/17 ☆ Mentioned in The Book Baby Magazine: 'Wattpad's Up & Coming' -10/28/17 • 1st Runner-Up: Phoenix Wars, Mature -12/31/17 ☆ Voted Peoples Choice in the Phoenix Wars, Mature -12/31/17 • 3rd Place: The New Writers Awards, Short Story -1/31/18 • 2nd Place: Royalty Awards, Short Story -1/17/19 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ▪ My work may not be the softest or the coldest pillow on the bed, but it is still mine. Please respect that by not copying or using my words, or anyones for that matter, in any way without permission! Thanks! 😊 ▪ The pictures included are either found on the internet or taken by me, & they belong to their rightful owner. ❤️

Bored? Need an awesome comeback? Or just a good joke once in a while? Well, you came to the right place!

This book has a bunch of; Jokes Pick up lines Sometimes theory's Comeback Insults Racist jokes Some of these jokes, comebacks and insults may be offensive to some people, so if you are easily hurt or emotional, I don't suggest you read this... Most of these jokes are not mine and remember to like and comment!

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