I made this book to say whatever I want to say, even religious, touchy subjects, or TMI(too much information) things. Go ahead and read, comment, vote, whatever. But no bringing anyone down. In this book, we are going to share opinions, and be nice about it. Thank you. Don't forget to read book #2!

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[ cover by ; @skylincha ] Fun fact: I hate this book and am only keeping it up because people seem to like it. This book is dead. I will never write in it again. I hate it. It's horrible. It's insulting. ________________________________ Have you ever seen a boring, cliché, recycled, or an overall Mary-Sue Creepypasta OC? Well, of course you have! They're everywhere! Taking a Creepypasta's backstory? SEEN IT! Recycling a name? TOO MANY TIMES! An overused weapon? EVERYWHERE! Shipping? YOU CAN'T AVOID THEM! That's not even the half of it! I could go on for hours on this topic! Well, then I guess it's a good thing I have this here book. If you're looking for sarcasm, you've come to the right place! Jokes? Got plenty! Slightly serious rants with too much sarcasm? OF COURSE! Uh...read the book pretty please? ***Uh...this book was supposed to be serious but it's quite obvious that was a flop. So I welcome you to a book of sarcasm and a vague form of murder jokes, the Creepypasta fandom is full of them. Have fun trying to tell sarcasm from a legit statement. Have fun.*** ------------------------------------------------------ highest ranking; #541 in random

"You're exactly the same as me, Lynx. You look down on yourself, just like I do." Gerard's voice raises, but it's not meant to be threatening. "And I don't want you to be like me... I care about you, y'know?" This story is not mine, I have simply taken the original (with permission from the author, burn bright) and added it to Wattpad so that it may have more views.