"thank you for choosing target, we'll see you tomorrow."

In which a bunch of Rich Kids figure out that there is more to life than what they grew up with.... Rankings: Humour: #650 [10.7.2014] - #540 [11.7.2014] FanFiction: #985 [11.7.2014] - #818 [11.7.2014]

Hai dere, so it's preferences written by me ( @IaMmE_Chick and @Lemonicetee aka Sav and Ivy) And it's all about you and the boys so let your imagination run free :D Feel free to ask for requests !!! <3

"oh really so what are you then? miss piano slash cello girl?" "the angel from your nightmares." "is that so?" "indeed." ~~~~ scarlett dawson- isla fisher calum hood- calum hood

“I like your lipstick, what colour is it?” He pointed towards my red-stained lips with a cheeky grin – it agitated me. I didn’t even know who he was. The space between my brows creased, “uh, red?” Confused, a little smile appeared on my face at how cheeky he was but I dropped it. “Can I borrow it?” Swiftly, he places his lips against my mine, his plumps lips brushing against it forcefully yet slowly but before I could push him away in surprise, he pulls away and then he smirks. “Strawberry?” “Lipstick doesn’t have flavours, I think,” I murmured, my cheeks crimson. “It’s strawberry, bring watermelon tomorrow, yeah?” And I, being the stupid person I am, brought watermelon the next day. All rights reserved. Copyright © 2014 || @drfluke

"Kids, I'm going to tell you a story. The story of How I Met Your Mother." Rankings: Humour: #915 [29.4.2014] - #488 [30.4.2014] - #402 [1.5.2014] - #288 [11.5.2014] - #283 [13.6.2014] FanFiction: #726 [30.4.2014] - #583 [1.5.2014] - #355 [11.5.2014] - #330 [13.6.2014] Cover by: @-mmxii

And all we had was forgotten. Untraceable in his mind.

in which a girl with an unhealthy love for starbursts and a boy whose hair has been accidentally dyed purple meet at a pharmacy and end up trapped

'she quit on him and he cried to wolf too many times.' DISCLAIMER: please do not romanticize mental illnesses.

(IMPORTANT: IM GOING BACK TO EDIT A FEW THINGS AND RENAME SOME CHARACTERS. THANKS.) Lauren is forced to spend her last summer before college with her dad and new step family in Australia. Along with her new step brother, Michael, and her kick-ass friend Sheila, Lauren feels on top of the world and finds herself dreading summer's (or in her case, winter) end. And then there's Ashton. I don't recommend this story for anyone under the age of 13!!!! It's pretty decent, so I hope you enjoy!