I wouldn't call myself an expert, but I would say, I've read enough fanfictions during my seven years of joining wattpad to have a humble amount of knowledge on all the things that seem illogical and bizzare in Naruto fanfictions. This book consists of a bunch of overused ideas, incorrect storytelling, and of course our dearest overpowered mary and gary sues. It also has information and detailed explanation on Naruto's storyline, characters and history of the shinobi world varying from the history of the clans and villages itself to politics, economics and geography. It is a humble guide for anyone who wants to start a fanfic. Things to insist on and things to avoid.

How did mama and papa meet? What's the Uchiha massacre? ..Who's Itachi? When curiosity gets to the best of the Uchiha heiress, she's presented with an opportunity to travel back in time to meet her parent's younger selves- only to discover that Sasuke and Sakura had been keeping a lot from her. What will Sarada do with new knowledge of her family's secrets? -- Naruto © Masashi Kishimoto

Dying for her was quick and easy. Too bad reincarnation isn't, especially when it's in your favorite anime where children throw knives and people kill for a living. -- Naka was no one special. She was a typical orphan with messy brown hair and guarded brown eyes. She was completely plain, passable for a background character who wasn't meant to appear twice. She was a quiet girl who would rather keep to herself than to stand out. But Naka had a secret no one else knew. She knew Death. (Reborn!OC) (Changing-timeline-AU) Naruto Wattys 2021, 2nd place: General Naruto

It's a normal day for Izumi Uchiha, until she opens her door to a former friend who, little does she know, is here to spend the last few moments of her life with her.

Yes indeed YES INDEED! A Naruto fanfic has been chosen for our first critique. Naruto was the first anime we watched so it only seemed appropriate. We'll be scouring Wattpad for gut-wrenching Mary Sues to add to this book of atrocities. So prepare your eyes my friends. Stories of untold mediocrity await you. Trash Tanuki will be taking over this train wreck. -Trash_Tanuki Art: Cookiesarethebest (Deviantart)

Stop. Seriously, just stop with all these cliche's. Don't write these please. I beg of you, stop all of the repition. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *POSSIBLE RANT WARNING* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All of these entries are my personal opinions. I'm not forcing them on you. If you don't agree with them then stop reading this. Don't send me hate if our opinions are different. Please keep any negativity OFF of this book altogether. Everyone has opinions and I understand that, but this book is about MY opinion on things I find cliché about Naruto fanfics. You disagree, alrighty, stop reading it. You don't need to tell me that "I'm wrong" or that you disagree in the comments. I will delete negative and disagreeing comments. It's not as a rude gesture or me saying your opinion doesn't matter. It's me doing what's best for myself mentally. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That is all!

"Oh no, there's a thunderstorm and now I'm in another world." How the Sucked-In fics REALLY goes. !Warning, mild gore and attempts at humor and satire!

These are my own one shot versions of common Naruto fan fiction stories. Story ideas I see a lot of; like people falling into the Naruto show, the Naruto show falling into the real world, Akatsuki kitties, and all the other usual concepts you find when you're reading Naruto fan fictions on wattpad. I'm not saying stories with these concepts are automatically bad, I've just seen them so much that I wanted to make some of my own. I make these up from my own imagination, so if you have any requests of kinds of one shots you want me to write just comment or message me. I DON'T OWN THE NARUTO SERIES. Hope you enjoy this.

Your typical Naruto rant book. This does not have to be taken as a fanfiction writing guideline. I do not own Naruto

NARUTO POEM SERIES POEM #1. This one is sad TT.TT