A bob Duncan diary and love story

Why did I write this?

Prepare to be mislead

Donald was the cute transfer student from across town, but what happens after she meets the class rebel, Bernie sanders.

Bob wasn't your average fat man, he had a bad condition that occurred in his butthole, or anus if you will. It has prevented Bob from living and fulfilling his dream of being a rice farmer in the deep forests of Narnia, with his bb, Niall Horan. Will Bob ever be fixed or will his butthole shrivel up and die?

mr sexi donald j trump is in luv...butt with 5 men...n he doesnt no hoo 2 choos n he confides in his bff michaelangelo pencil 4 advice...but hoo will he choos? his options r.... barley beep benson-a bee who just luvs p o l l e n also doeznt cair wat humanz think is possbull n is cuzins wit freddy benson from icarly gordamn ramthelambsauceinmahasshole-a british chef hoo luvs 2 yell @ ppl but iz in a dilemna bc he cannot find da lamb sauce :,( vlady poot-a bootiful russian hoo is bein accuzed of hakking the election, sinnamin rol robbie rottennipple-a boi wit fantastix ibrows hoo is just tryna discova himself n b da villain numba 1 butt wait!!!! theres anOTher problum!!!! sum meany peepel r in a grewp in orda 2 tryna steel all of donalds luvs so dat he can b 4eva alon :,( heers da ppl in da grewp alabama hammer man-1 of our foundin fatherz hoo can rap lik fuk n waz a basterd orfan sun of a hor n a scotzmint hoo is also a HANDSUM fuckboi ;) killary clitoris-woman ran 4 prez n wantz 2 revenge donald, leeder of da groop and communikakes thru emales barack "the rock" obama-prez, he pritty kewl, swag, dope 8) HOE aBIDINg by baes rules-baracks slaiv hoo is secretly kool bird eating sand germ-wants free shit, misses da soviet union, pure n kind

this is the story about the Bob Duncan experience. about a magical creature named bob duncan

There is an infestation in the White House, an infestation of love.

"I might be the one who got plastic surgery, but you're the one acting fake here."