A quiet, sitting boy from England and a destructive boy from France are each other's only saviours in an explosive quarter of the French woods.

❝I swear, people are the cause of cancer.❞

Meet Cloud 9, a whimsical nontet of teenage video-gamers stationed across the globe. All seemed well and in order - their online bloody genocide was now daily and their grades in real-life school were hazardous - until the member of the group that has always been the mystery goes missing from the online world of battle and bewitch. Faced with a grand enveloping mystery, the eight remaining boys (plus one third party associate) strive to obtain the whereabouts of James. They uncover a chilling secret - the missing boy had been captured by an infamous secret society - and they find themselves racing across faraway continents, seas, and islands in unrelenting search of James. In this tale of heroism, tragedy, good, evil, estranged love, and mystery, bullets bludgeon bloody bodies, scissors slice unsuspecting skin, impromptu penises penetrate unprepared panties, and malicious men murder monogamous minors. In troubled times one must go to great lengths to keep what he has, gather what he needs, and take back what no one else can; and in the end, masks cannot be maintained and losses go beyond count as when everything seems all but clear, one thing definitely is: Cloud 9 had never been so close to hell. "Ah, at last: a book combining gay smut, mortal combat, and Satanic sacrifice. This book isn't sick - it's just as pale and tired as always." - Jesus, probably *this book deals with topics such as self-harm, LGBTQ, depression, rape, underage drinking/sex, and mortal violence COMPLETED/UNDER GOING CONSTRUCTION

The boys are back and more offensive than ever for the second installment of the critically acclaimed trilogy (thanks, mom), 'The Bro Code'. Cloud 9 travels to the boundless continent of Antarctica, fresh in the knowledge Yoshi had supplied them with. In a vast underground compound, the cultivated Secret Agency 53 and threatening leader Julio Silva work secretly behind closed doors as war erupts in the continents above, leaving Cloud 9 struggling against bonds to gather the information they need. As the agents of 53 take matters into their own hands, meanwhile Cloud 9 strives to decipher the letter in which Yoshi had given them answers to all of the secrets. A rescue mission for Yoshi's father dispatches; grief threatens to deteriorate the sturdiest of souls; newfound love is tearing the group apart; and Cloud 9 races against Julio Silva and the destruction of the world to uncover the last, and final, mystery. ... This book depicts scenes of mortal violence, strong sexual content, extremely coarse language, LGBTQ romance, controversial political and religious standpoint, and terrible Lord of the Rings puns. Read at your own risk.

Not every kid starts high school in sophomore year. Then again, not every kid is a scrawny gay nerd named Rocky Apollo living in Bum Ass Nowhere, USA. Not every kid has to put up with constant bullying from a childhood friend. As if that weren't enough, Rocky has caught the attention of the volatile school bully, who makes him an offer he can't refuse. Help him pass his classes, and he'll teach Rocky to fight. COVER BY LUCAS @LukFrh [Final edits made: April 2017] tw: bullying, violence, language, dark themes