Not all of these are exactly funny. Oh well, have fun reading!

Harry has had weird years at Hogwarts, but his sixth year is possibly the most confusing and weirdest year. Hermione is moody, Snape keeps disappearing, Professor Dumbledore seems to hide something from him and Draco Malfoy is acting strange and clingy around Harry. This might prove to be the weirdest year at Hogwarts yet.

Harry Potter was supposed to be the golden boy, the savior of the wizarding world. However, Dumbledore's plan started to crumble when the letters were sent and Harry Potter responded like a pureblood would. His plan started to be crushed when Harry Potter showed up at Hogwarts with a venomous magical snake and not looking anything like James Potter. Dumbledore's plan was destroyed when Harry Potter was placed in Slytherin. Check out the sequel to this book Hadrian Riddle Harmonia - A Harry Potter Fanfiction Dumbledore bashing - Hermione bashing - Weasley bashing Slytherin!Harry - Dark!Harry - Independent!Harry Disclaimer: Harry Potter is copywrite to JK Rowling - In other words, I own nothing but the plot of this story and my OCs NOT Drarry, so don't come expecting that This may or may not be a Death/Harry Fanfic. I just came up with the idea and searched the web for it and nothing came up, so I'm assuming I'm the only one to have thought of it. For me, that's pretty cool. If anyone doesn't like this, tell me, and I'll think about changing it. So, Death/Harry is now copyrighted by me! (Can I even do that?=D) UPDATE: It WILL be Death/Harry, however it will be slow.

{PUBLISHED; NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON} FIRST TWO CHAPTERS AVAILABLE Ranked #1 in Adventure *** Clara Evans needs a fresh start. When a new student transfers to Ford High School, Clara's eyes are opened to a world she never knew existed. Everything in her old world shatters, creating a new one to replace it. A civil war is at large and Clara is the key to saving them all. She has been chosen- and her fate will be fulfilled.

Love is a good thing until it gets physical...Then it is either pain or pleasure