Flutter is a rogue. Her kits are dying. She has to find Shelter. But how? --- A Warriors short story

Nightstalker, a born killer from ThunderClan, had a RiverClan mate. He was banned from the Clans. So he killed his enemies. He visited their dreams every night for a moon. And then he dropped by and slit their throat. Now, it is Riverdrop's turn to die. ~~~ Copyright by @canistella_backup 2017

"Why don't you ever finish these stories?" "Because people expect me to write happy endings." "What's wrong with writing happy endings?" "It's hard to write what you don't believe in anymore."

Jokes of mostly history, because I have to share it.

***VOTED BEST LAUGH BY WARRIORS WATTY AWARDS*** WELCOME TO THE ORIGINAL 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN!! THIS IS A BIG BOOK FULL OF SPOOFS! FOLLOW BRAMBLECLAW ON HIS ADVENTURES!! BUT MAKE SURE THAT YOU DONT TRY ANY OF THIS AT HOME! This book depicts highly trained professionals. If you would like to do a similar book to this, please PM me and I'll check it out! But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE give me credit because I don't want any confusion! That's right. NO STEALY STEALY STALKERS. All of these spoofs I worked very hard on, and would appreciate it if there would be NO MORE COPIERS! I have already had too much of that. I THANK ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS FOR MAKING THIS BOOK SUCH A SUCCESS!!

WELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN! THIS IS BOOK TWO OF THE 50 WAYS WARRIOR STYLE!*** Firestar: *rolls eyes* great. Exactly what I wanted. Brambleclaw: GREAT I BET FIRESTAR WILL BE BETTER THAN STUPID OLD JAYFEATHER *picks up waffles* Firestar: *screech* ^^' anyways.. Have fun! ***ALL OF THESE ARE MINE PLEASE DO NOT STEAL