❝Shit Seokjin Says❞ ; a jin pun a day makes you happy all day ; #1 in random // 170603 ; credits to the rightful owners for some of the translations Jin's Dad Jokes ©ultseoks 2016

The title kinda says it all. This book is filled with poems Iv'e written myself or poems written by others that I have changed to make more personal. I know that people don't come to Wattpad for poetry. They come here for their daily dose of bad boy. Anyway read if you please :)

quotes from the amazing show brooklyn nine nine - All rights to the creators of the show HIGHEST RANKINGS #2 in brooklynninenine (23/12/18) #2 in peralta (10/3/19) #3 in brooklynninenine (30/12/18) #4 in peralta (23/2/19) #6 in andysamberg (19/3/19) #131 in jake (15/1/19) #278 in jake (29/1/19) #359 in jake (2/4/19) #413 in jake (31/1/19) #483 in jake (30/5/19) #574 in jake (7/2/19)

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

Quotes and facts every teen can relate to! They'll make you laugh, make you cry or in my case, blow your mind because of how many things you do that you never notice!

New cover by @_Sugartae😍😍 Welcome to Relatable posts. The place for everyone living the sloth life - slouching and snacking away watching endless hours of TV. This book totally describes your life

Favorite conspiracy theories explained. Enjoy✖️ if you want to hear someone talk about conspiracy theories that everyone is using in their books, go check out https://www.youtube.com/user/shane "The new conspiracy theory is that I'm a woman and I'm transitioning."

Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.