WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc. and Evil Stepmother Enterprises are not responsible for any maiming, mass murder or permanent insanity resulting from the reading of this book.

[[FEEL FREE TO USE THESE ON PEOPLE I DONT MIND]] [[ANOTHER WARNING< DUE TO LATE NIGHT PRODUCTIONS< THERE WILL BE TYPOS, JUST WARNING YA]] Know anybody who dislikes puns and want to ignore them? Have that one person you want to impress that likes puns? Or are you just bored and found this? Well it's up to you but come inside to find a crapton of bad puns and good puns and a lot of horrifying jokes just to begin with. Hope you enjoy! Read at you're own risk. *Typos because i wrote 100 percent of these at like, 2 in the morning and running off 2 liters of caffeine I cri

Warnings: DNI if minor, Dead Dove: Do not eat, Threesomes, Rough, CNC, Not really lovey dovey, All characters are written 18+, BDSM themes. Tentacle usage, cringe names, Non-con, Knifeplay, etc. ||This is written for entertainment, Made for me to explore things that I decided to share. Always act with consent, let these be here for relief in any way, venting your emotions, etc. Treat these a RPs without aftercare. Please please please, don't read if a MINOR, or if you cannot handle this kind of content, I understand. || These are written from a AFAB POV unless stated otherwise. I have a A03 that personally rather use now. I thought I put the warnings on this book but I have not, oops. 2017: SO this is my first time writing Lemons D: I hope its ok! So this trails the line of realism? Its also a bit forceful, so if your looking for a "Slender is your boyfriend" lemon etc. Its not here, Sorry V.V (I'm not good with those anyway, too lovely dovey most of the time) I hope you guys like my first lemon D: I will be experimenting with other styles, such as BL, pairings and maybe WL too