" shoulda brought an umbrella " // first published 6.18.16

" i will never let anything happen to you"

" I THOUGHT I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE WOODS" /: first published around July 6th 2016

"don't fail me psycho" . { the first book written on this account, excuse any spelling or editing mistakes : first written 6/18/15 }

in which a work place relationship becomes a ungodly obsession // first conceived as an idea 3.26.16 ,, completed 5.23.16

in which rey gives you facts about the best dweeb in the galaxy. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

a insomniac's new job for a Gotham crime boss proves to be insidious // september 2015

"part time lady killer, full time man stealer ;;;)"