Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

When a troublemaker meets another troublemaker, things can go many ways

"Head down, ears open. Don't bother anyone, and no one will bother you. Whatever you do, stay quiet. You've done it for 6 years, you can go a year and a half longer," (WARNING: MILD VIOLENCE WILL OCCUR) Amanda lives in the life of luxury...sort of. Her house is a mansion, and stepfather is a doctor. You would think she's a spoiled brat who always gets what she wants. Not necessarily. Amanda's "room" is in the cellar, and her only two possessions are a thin useless blanket and and a old photo of when she was actually happy. Life changed when she was left to live with her abusive stepdad who blamed Amanda for her mothers suicide. Since this all began, she has become selective mute; not letting anyone into her unbearable world. She's gotten used to living in constant fear and pain, but when she moves to Chicago, her whole life is changed. Conlan bursts into her world with a secret to hide. His family is unusual in many ways, and can do something no human can. One boy. One secret. One miserable teenage girl. Only time will tell what Amanda will go through. Werewolf #26 (best) Werewolf #26 (currently)

"My love, its really not up to you is it?" The dork that forced me to live with him says with a smile on his perfectly made face. "Don't you ever and I mean ever call me that! I will never love a monster like you!" I yell at him. The smile on his face disappeared and was replaced with anger. He got up and walked to me putting his hands on the counter blocking me in. He leans in and whispers, "Oh baby, you know you love me." ++++++ This will change but why not : #34 In General Fiction 4/7/17 ❤️ #3 In General Fiction 7/8/17 ❤ ©XZADEAS | FDG

"You're a banshee, love." "A what?" In which Lana finds love in the oldest baddest hybrid in the world. {I don't own TVD all rights to that go to LJ Smith and Julie Plec. I only own Lana and her story line.}

COMPLETED» 4/13/18 First Draft✔️ Second Draft: in progress • Featured on Wattpad's Official @Fanfic Harry Potter reading list • • First story to be featured on Wattpad's Official @WattRowling Marauders Spin-Offs reading list • ! ! ! E D I T I N G ! ! ! • • • 1976» When Thea Bonneville's world falls apart, she must leave Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to live with her strange Aunt Ali in Great Britain, where she has enrolled at Hogwarts. There she befriends Lily Evans and a group of boys that call themselves the Marauders- but not all is as it seems to be as she grows very close with one of the Marauders, and her dangerous secrets begin to have fatal repercussions. • • • "We're ditching class," Sirius said. He grabbed her transfiguration book from her hand and held it up in the air teasingly. "No, Sirius give that back," she said. She tried to grab the book from him, but he lifted it out of her reach. "Come on, let's go." Book in hand, he began strolling through the now nearly empty corridor. With a growl, Thea followed him, her arms crossed over her chest. "Give it back." "No," he called back to her. "Please, Sirius!" He turned around, his eyebrows furrowed together. "Please?" he said. "Sirius? What's the matter with you today?" She looked down, avoiding his eyes. "Curse me!" he continued, edging closer to her. "Hex me! Go on, yell at me! Get your book back! You never let me push you around!" She stayed silent, her nose tingling and eyes becoming misty. "Talk to me," he said. She jumped, not realizing just how close he had gotten to her. She could feel his breath on her face, his body smelled clean, like soap. He placed his hand under her chin and lifted her head so she had to look at him. "Ditch class with me."

Emily Gilbert is the older twin sister of Elena Gilbert by three minutes and the older sister of Jeremy Gilbert. Four months ago, their parents passed away in a car accident on the Wickery Bridge where only Emily and Elena survived. Emily is more protective of her family now so what happens when the Salvatore brothers come to the boring town of Mystic Falls? Can Emily protect her siblings from the troubles that follow the brothers? Everything Emily thought was true, is about to be flipped completely upside down.

When Lupin gives Harry a tin of magical photographs of his parents and Sirius, one face sticks out to him. A mysterious blonde stranger appears in over half the photos, causing Harry to question why he's never heard of this woman. To his surprise, Harry learns that the woman is his godmother, Tawny, and that his godfather, Sirius, was madly in love with her. Harry, Ron, and Hermione find themselves listening to Lupin tell the story of how Sirius and Tawny fell in love, and the impact she had on all of their lives. Disclaimer: All characters owned by J.K. Rowling, except for my OC, Tawny Lovegood.

It's been a thousand years since Klaus buried his wife and continue looking for his daughter Iliana and his son Calderon

Klaus wasn't always evil he use to have a wife and children.With his sister in law besides him see how deal with not seeing he a beloved for a thousand years.