Chloe is your average Slytherin fourth year in Hogwarts, her best friend is Draco Malfoy. what happens when she finds out that her brother is Harry Potter.......what they don't know Is that Severus Snape is Chloe's father.

why say hello, when you can be a funny, sleazy bitch hoe. * not for virgin eyes* * read at your own risk* p.s. follow me ill follow you back p.s.s. the second I think of a line I will upload it but I will update at lest once a week

boiiiiii. "shut up, you ugly duck." she shouts A loud series of 'ohhhhh's follows. "check" landon shouts "mate" antwan yells back. this actually happened in school, this ugly little boy makes duck noises and even our teacher calls him a duck. im 'she' cause I all ways call him a little ugly duck, this all happened in physical education. antwan is landons best friend but we all ways call landon, lando. also the ugly little duck boy is named Jonathan and he needs to fly back to his flock.

*funny af you might die of laughter*

Two teenage friends (Elisabeth and Seamus) make a deal that will marry each other if they aren't already in a relationship by the time they are twenty five. Watch Seamus ruin every relationship he is in to be with her. *not for virgin eyes* smut and fluff or as I like to call it smuff