Pretty hurts But not in the most usual ways. Well unless your mother getting murdered by some old family enemies from your father's side is normal. A man loses a wife. A girl loses her mother. A daughter is about lose her father too. Will she be able to cope with the death and the big black book of secrets unveiled? Will she be able to trust and give love again? Is she willing to put her heart to test or let her pride and looks rule? Find out in BORN PRETTY!!!

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Welcome to Moonlock Academy _ 2 : BEST KNOWN SECRETS Continue on this journey with these moonworthy students whose talents are nurtured to their upmost extremes , making them rise above the stars and celebrities, turning them into MOONs. The students are at the top of their game in their special areas of talent in this exclusive private academy with an equally exclusive enrollment. • a secret school • with secrets inside the secret •

Semi-proper, prim and conservative Telarue starts her six weeks off work from her cut-throat job, expecting an easy-breezy vacation (which includes sipping hot cocoa on her cozy living room sofa whilst catching up on the latest season of the bachelor), but my oh my, did SHE have another thing coming! Barely 48 hours into her 'vegging out' vacation, Tela is robbed and practically forced to move into the local Mr. Nice Guy's house for "security reasons". A lot right? Well throw in two godchildren she is suddenly expected to take care of for the remainder of her vacation. Add an irritating, insufferable neurosurgeon who is frustratingly hot-headed but devastatingly handsome, and you have yourself one big, hot mess! Six weeks of "vacation" Two demanding godchildren Two fighting godparents and Tela's One chance at experiencing true love in a close knit family, and you get an amazing journey with enough twists and turns to last a lifetime. ***** "You! You're the crazy girl fom Walmart!" "And you're the creepy, stalkerish parking lot guy!" "For the upteenth time, I was not...." "Save it for someone who cares! What are you even doing here anyways?" "Well, if you must know I am here to meet Miss Alvers, the godmother to my godchildren." "You're the other godparent?" she said, mouth agape. Well..this was gonna be one bumpy ride...

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