Hello! And welcome to the Danganronpa Pun Book! Let's go through a few things! Warning: The cringe level is 11037. So, you'll find some trashy puns, pickup lines, sayings, insults, and much more kicking yourself in the butt stuff. Enjoy.

Yeah, another one of these books you see everyday. Uhm, enjoy.

Hajime: We got bored so we deiceded to make you guys ask or dare us to do stuff. Nanami: It's going to be a lot of fun...I think. Komaeda: Hopefully you guys aren't too dirty minded because...things will get awkward quick. ------------- Ask the Three best buds anything you like, but try to keep it relatively appopriate.

Everyone: KOMAEDA NOOOOO! Komaeda: Komaeda yes! • • • • • • • • • • I don't know what to write, since the tittle is pretty self-explanatory. :3 Here are some ground rules (some things you'll expect): 1) Just don't mention anything about hope (or bagels) in front of Komaeda. 2) Don't challenge Akane to a fight (unless you want her to re-challenge you to a duel and beat you up all over again). 3) Don't kidnap...or should I say 'petnap' Gundam's hamsters. Gundam: You fool! They're not merely hamsters, they're my Four Dark Devas of Destruction muhaahaa! Me: ...Got it! 4) Unless you want a .45 caliber bullet in you, I would not recommend calling Fuyuhiko short or a baby-faced gangsta. #FuyuhikoDoesntMessAround And last but not least, is rule number 5! 5) Don't steal any of Aoi's donuts. There will be more rules as time goes on!

Warning: Cringe and trauma ahead. Proceed with caution. (Beware of SPOILERS as well!) Do you ever stare out the window, gazing into the far distance with your mind blank and suddenly think to yourself, "Wow! I'd love to feel my heart shatter upon hearing an awful DanganRonpa joke that makes light of my favorite characters' deaths!" ...No? You don't? Well, that's too bad! You'll be getting exactly that in this book. Get ready to read some of the worst DanganRonpa-based puns, pick up lines, scenarios, and more! These jokes will hopefully inspire at least an annoyed groan that lowers your faith in humanity. Brace yourself, because these all come with a slight trigger warning. Enjoy! If you can... || While the majority of these jokes are my own, some are taken directly from the Internet. All content belongs to their respectful owners. ||

BAGELS THAT IS ALL

Dangan Ronpa Headcannons Spoilers ahead!