Dan And Phil Jokes
Dan and Phil are my children. [Property of Previous Owner: Cecilia] [Credit to Tumblr]
Dan and Phil are my children. [Property of Previous Owner: Cecilia] [Credit to Tumblr]
Dan Howell has telekinesis - a power just like out of a comic book. Yet instead of protecting the universe as a brave superhero, he hides. He hides his power and himself, fearing nothing more than getting attached to somebody and dragging them down. Of course, Phil Lester, the new kid in school, just had to come waltz...
Phil doesn't talks. Well, not anymore. The last time he said something, was when he didn't hate himself. And that was a long time ago. But now, everything is different. He must struggle with depression, whilst new boy Dan Howell desperately attempts to win him over. [Warning: this could be triggering at some points]
Dan Howell secretly loves Phil Lester. Phil Lester secretly loves Dan Howell. Dan Howell is bullied. Phil Lester is best friends with Dan's bully. Dan Howell wants to die. Phil Lester is too afraid to stop him.
Part 1 Phil is the new boy to school. Dan is the loner who doesn't talk. After his new friends, Chris and Pj, convince him to talk to him, Phil finds himself fascinated with him. As they grow closer he learns that the silent boy has a lot more to him. Part 2 After high school Dan and Phil moved in together, growing c...
TRIGGER WARNING. THIS STORY CONTAINS MENTIONS OF RAPE, SELF INJURY, DEATH AND ATTEMPTED SUICIDE. Can Dan save Phil? Phil is suicidal and Dan is the only one who's there for him. Can he alone save Phil?
Imagines about Dan (danisnotonfire) and Phil (AmazingPhil), about friendship or romance.
Phillip is a scientist who is studying Parallel Universes. After what he thinks is a tragic loss where his boyfriend, Daniel, goes into a coma he builds a machine which sends him into a different world. In this world there are no hover cars and holograms, just taxi's, tea and crumpets. When he enters a less advanced...
[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4
When Dan dies from a sudden sickness Phil finds it hard to let go. //Don't steal\\
Phillip Michael Lester. Dork, Idiot, but we all love him dearly. Little do his Phillions, and his girlfriend, know, he cuts. He is depressed. Phil's depression will cause problems for him and his girlfriend, You. Daniel James Howell.Sarcastic, Smart Ass, but he is not what he seems. Dan has been your best friend for y...
Completed. Part two coming soon. These are just Dan and Phil imagines, oneshots, and preferences! I'll update whenever and I'll say if I found them on tumblr! No phan. No smut/lemons. Highest rank - #475 in fanfiction Cover made by the amazing author Katie! Copyright Aug 4 2016 KatieAtHogwarts on Six_Nerdz™ Some of th...
everything you need to know about d-hizzle and p-lizzle highest rank: #1 in random cover by: @pornhubjoseph
When dan has a girlfriend. Phil has a abusive family, and they are in love. What will they do?
x reader imagines. [none of these are mine, they're all from tumblr]
Phil Lester is sweet and cute; known for his kindness and enthusiasm. Dan Howell is a tough, cold outsider; known as the school's stereotypical 'bad boy'. But if he's so bad, then why on earth did he rescue Phil Lester and give him a smile which would melt anyone's heart?
Eliza May Lester is obsessed with Dan Howell. Phil will not let her meet him, but when she does she feels nothing. She expected fireworks, electricity, the lot, but nothing. Then, with one secret kiss, she was in love. They have to keep their love a secret, for Dan and Phil's friendship would be forever severed. But l...
Phil is scared of storms and is being kept up by one one night. What happens when Dan finds him curled up in the kitchen, frozen in fear?