Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Alam mong kalaban pero nagawa mo paring mahalin. Alam mong hindi pwede pero mas lalo ka paring nagpupumilit. Alam mong mali pero ginagawa mong tama. Totoong masarap ang mga bawal. Pero masarap parin ba pag magkasakitan na? Masarap parin ba pag pinaiyak ka na? Hanggang kailan mo kayang ipaglaban ang pag ibig na hindi mo mabitiwan? Hanggang kailan mo kayang ipaglaban ang pag ibig na bawal?

Si George ay isang normal na nursing student. Pero dahil nga si Fate laging may twist at sa madalas na pagkakataon ay power abuser may mga papasok na nilalang para baliktarin ang mundo niya. Paano kung may lalaking kumulit sayo na magpanggap kang temporary gf niya? At meron itong kaibigan na Silent but Deadly Jerk. Paano kung yung dati mong maliit na mundo biglang lumaki dahil sa pagpasok ng kung sino sinong tao. Handa ka ba sa mga pagbabago? But wait there's more! May idadagdag pa daw si Fate pero secret muna ;D This is my first story here on wattpad. Please do support and leave comment kung nagustuhan niyo. :)

The clash of frenemies.

ISANG NURSE NA .. MAGKAKAGUSTO SA KANYANG PASYENTE .. GANUN DIN ANG ISANG BABAE .. NA MAPAPAMAHAL SILA SA ISAT-ISA HANGGAT SA MAGKAROON SILA NG PAMILYA

**I started this when I was 11. It's in the process of being edited** Avery Collins never knew her older brother was in a gang. That was until they moved back home. She now goes to a new school and catches the eye of Austin Gray the leader of the gang her older brother taught. He's dangerous, charming and attractive, but he's a player and his priorities seem everywhere else but on a girl. Avery tries to stay away from him but Austin wants her and only her.

Matagal nang magkaibigan sina Jep at Zai. Sort of. Ang natatanging bonding nila, ang pagge-get together sa bawat breakup ni Jep. Si Jep, na nag-iipon ng Ex-Girlfriend. Si Zai, na naglilista ng mga Ex niya. Ang tawag ni Jep dito, documentation. Ang tawag ni Zai, The Ex-Girlfriend Chronicles. Gusto mong makita yung listahan nila? Basa na!

This is an ONGOING series. Copyright © 2012 by Bluedust. All Rights Reserved. No Softcopy | No Compilation | No to plagiarism.

Sabi nila kapag ex na, ex na. Hindi na dapat nagkikita pa. Meet Arkisha, the girl who will do everything just to make her ex, Adam Jacob stay in her life. After the break up, there is something they can't get enough of. Benefits. Sa larong ito, ang unang ma-inlove ulit, ang talo. But for Arkisha, kaya niyang isugal ang lahat for Adam. Even her broken heart. Pero bakit nga ba sila naghiwalay kung patuloy pa din naman pala silang magkikita? How does Arkisha manage her feelings sa tuwing kasama si Adam? Will there be any chance of happy ever after para sa kanilang dalawa gayong alam nila na tapos na sila? (This book was already published by Viva-Psicom and available to all leading bookstores nationwide.)

Avah Chen is my name and hating is my game. Loved by no one, hated by everyone. Half-Chinese. Pure-Maldita.