Okie's fifteen. She lives in New York. She's got a few problems: she's failing geography, her dad's a wimp, and her mother, Sumatra, is a stone cold bitch. But things get a lot worse when Sumatra turns into a zombie and eats Okie's dad. Clio, Okie's grandmother, lives in Toronto; but since the zombie apocalypse, Toronto's a lot further away than it used to be. Clio suggests that Okie transport Sumatra across the border, because family is family. But coaching Okie by cellphone isn't easy, and Clio has some zombies of her own to contend with. Luckily she has some garden tools. Naomi Alderman and Margaret Atwood team up for this unusual two-hander. Encompassing love, death, sex, and the meaning of family, The Happy Zombie Sunrise Home will surprise, delight, and convince you of the vital importance of keeping ready supplies of rhubarb and mini-wieners in your freezer at all times. The story unfolds beginning October 24.

Recently edited. What would you do if you got a Facebook friend request from someone you don't know? Find out what happens to Jessica as she figures out just how wrong it is to accept strangers on Facebook... *Updated*; I will be posting all of the stories here. It will consist of three stories as of right now. And if I get positive feedback, I will post more related to the Facebook mythology. All of these stories are completely original and you fans make this all worthwhile! Every one of your votes and comments are are special to me. You guys are all amazing! Have fun reading about the horrors of The Severed Head-Hunter and try to guess what happens next !