"let us step out into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure."

Jaz and Haz Ellen, twins, go to a normal high school. There, they make normal marks and have normal friends. They have a normal mother, aside from the fact that she is completely wheelchair bound and expected to die from breast cancer. They have a normal father, aside from the fact that he left years ago for his hot, normal secretary. Basically, it's a shitty life, but it's routine enough that most normal people could forget about it soon after hearing it. That is, until the day that a gorgon shows up in their alleyway and tries to kill them both.

Emma, a 14-year-old permanent resident of Wools Orphanage, is fiercely loyal to her fellow orphans. When Drew, the youngest, is hurt by the bitch running the orphanage, Emma does the natural thing: she makes the bitch's hands disappear into thin air. In seconds, Emma finds herself transported into a world of magic and possibilities; a world where she is more than Emma the Orphan; a world where she can learn to become a witch. Soon, she meets Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, and all of the rest of Hogwarts's inhabitants. All is perfect, or, well, okay, except for two teeny, tiny, bitty, little, eensy weensy details: Emma is no ordinary witch, and, naturally, a noseless psychopath is plotting to kill her. ~~~~~~~ I am not J. K. Rowling (le sigh). Thus, I do not own Harry Potter nor the Harry Potter franchise (le sigh #2). Please don't sue me, and please check out the actual HP books and movies and stuff cuz, yknow, that is some good stuff. <3