Funny Texts and Jokes

Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

Hide and Seek

How does your night go from a game of Hide and Seek with your best friend, to your parents being murdered the same night? On top of that, you're sent to live with your mother and father's best friend, Mrs. and Mr. Harmon. Although Emily and her brother have no idea who these people are, they're given the luxury life a...

Unstable Care ~ -Karma X Reader~

my life is a secret, my heart is emotionless i have no real emotion. though i seem joyful and happy i'm just a actress its what i do, my real job is as the most famous singer in the world but i guess people don't know this when i come to assassinate my teacher in the class 3-E UPDATE letting everyone know this is a on...

Kirito x reader

( SORRY IF MY STORY SUCKS, MY FIRST TIME.) Sword art online, was the game they joined together but will they come out together in a completed heart? Or will Y/n and Kirito's love be in pieces deep down in the virtual water? " Kirito, will you stick with me to the very end?" " Yes, of course I wont let anyone hurt you...

Jack's little sister (Markiplier X Reader)

*THIS BOOK IS UNDER CONSTUCTION* So this book is basically just about how Jack's little sister is in love Mark and they get together and shit. There will be no further updates to this book as I have not watched either of them in 2 years and I simply have no motivation to write for this specific book anymore. I do want...

Fighting For Love (A MarkiplierxReader fanfiction)

F/n = first name This is a Markiplier and reader story. You and Mark start dating and fall in love. You want to do more in each other's lives but things keep getting in the way such as: A jealous Pewdiepie A crazy ex boyfriend of yours Deranged fans Other youtubers like Jacksepticeye, Smosh and smosh games, plus vari...

First Glance (MarkiplierXReader) {COMPLETED}

You call yourself his number one fan, but you act like you're not in public. You watch all of his videos because you think it's the closest you'll ever get to him. But then your mother surprises you with tickets to ComicCon to meet him. What happens there, you will never forget, because he doesn't want you to forget...

A Crazy Possibility (MarkiplierXreader)

First of all, if you haven't read the first story go do that. The first part of this is 'No Way In Hell' and I don't want you to be confused because this is a sequel. So here's the plot: Y/n ran away, the plan: Get a fake name for cover and never go back. She moved to LA leaving behind her dad and no one else. At leas...

Ghost Of You - Punkiplier: Not So Bad Boy Sequal

School is out and you finally starting to date the first guy who makes feel like you are human.. But something unbearable happens...

YouTube rp

Read the damn title

childhood

jack's first love was you

Hacked in (707 X Reader)

No, Never /// Ethan X Reader // Discontinued

Please read the description carefully. --- This book will have NO smut. I do not write smut. I used to just a little for other things but I don't write smut at all anymore. So for all of you smut disliker out there, here ya go. A no smut Ethan X Reader for ya. But I can't promise there will not be a few dirty jokes...

Promises Forgotten✔

Story is now finished! Hope you enjoy! The next book will be out soon. And if your late in reading this it might already be out! Hope yah like it! #2 in Sashi - May 11th, 2018

Game Over (Markiplier x Reader)

The world isn't how it used to be. Dead humans getting up and eating people. Cities are silent, and everything that you knew is gone. Everything, except a few YouTubers you knew of before a chance meeting. Markiplier, Lordminion777, Jacksepticeye, and more take you in as part of the group. Now you do whatever you have...

Wattpad ~ Jacksepticeye X Reader ㅁ TEMPORARILY DISCONTINUED ㅁ

ㅁ TEMPORARILY DISCONTINUED ㅁ As a fangirl to the level you are; writing a fanfic is a must but you didn't know that your favourite reader was actually him... Jack's POV "Come on Jack! You have to! It's a dare." Mark shouts through Skype. "Do I have to?! Really?" I groan as I look at my other monitor that had the sign...

Match.Com (JackSepticEye x Reader)

"My friend Mark made me join this stupid website... but... do you wanna talk anyway?" Yes, I know there are several stories like this but I really like this concept so I wanted to do one anyway... sorry ✌️ Match.com was not my idea, it is its own website which I respect, and do not intend to use it as my own, as I di...

Adopted By Septiplier

When Laura is adopted from her orphanage, she would've never thought it would've been Jacksepticeye and Markiplier, two of the biggest youtubers on YouTube. But Laura has to keep a big secret, and if anyone finds out, the ship 'septiplier' will be revealed......... WARNING: CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE Copyright// ©bubbl...

RWBY RP :3

What the title says

Fire And Ice (Fairy Tail Fanfiction)

There is a girl, named Miley Fullbuster, she is Gray's twin, but one day, she vanished out of nowhere. What happens when she comes back? What happens when she falls in love with the enemy of her Brother? Will her past ever be what determines the future? Or will she fail miserably and make a fool of herself? Read to fi...

[COMPLETED] My Dad Does Youtube|| JackSepticEye & Adopted!Reader

[COMPLETED BOOK] Y/N was dropped off in front of a house, outcold with nothing but a torn blanket and a note, reading "Please take care of them." When the house owner adopts them, he has a hard time spending time with them, because he has a job. He is a Youtuber. Okay! I just want to say, my first X reader book so do...

The Ghost Files

Cherry blossom lipstick: check Smokey eyes: check Skinny jeans: check Dead kid in the mirror: check For sixteen year old Mattie Hathaway, this is her normal everyday routine. She's been able to see ghosts since her mother tried to murder her when she was five years old. No way does she want anyone to know she ca...

The science teacher (Mark X Reader)

{completed} You are going to an actually school, because you were online or home schooled all your life, you need to take main science course... But you can't help but notice that the only science teacher they gave you was Mr.Fishbach, he is extremely creepy towards you, but you don't understand why.

Jack's secret || Jack X reader

Jack and you are best friends, but he has been keeping a secret from you for so long, you find out and he feels the same way you do towards him. It a friend and romantic trip!

Mark's game || Mark X Reader

(Completed) You meet mark at the mall, he knows you? You are a great gamer and everyone wants to play with you... And this whole time you have been playing with mark... Why is everything so confusing, then all of a sudden you guys are dating?! Is this a game or is this real! Is he playing with you or does he actually...

Puella magi: The 6th magical girl

Note: you must watch the anime Puella Magi Madoka Magica and movie 3 to understand this After Homura turns into a Demon she disappears from the school leaving Madoka there, Madoka's memories have been erased again so she can stay on earth she only remembers she's a magical girl along with Mami, Sayaka and Kyoko, one d...