Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

my life is a secret, my heart is emotionless i have no real emotion. though i seem joyful and happy i'm just a actress its what i do, my real job is as the most famous singer in the world but i guess people don't know this when i come to assassinate my teacher in the class 3-E UPDATE letting everyone know this is a only fic i wrote when i was like 15, now im older and i saw there were some parts i didnt publish so i published them. not gonna update this. not gonna do it sorry babes

( SORRY IF MY STORY SUCKS, MY FIRST TIME.) Sword art online, was the game they joined together but will they come out together in a completed heart? Or will Y/n and Kirito's love be in pieces deep down in the virtual water? " Kirito, will you stick with me to the very end?" " Yes, of course I wont let anyone hurt you Y/n." He told his " love of his life" " KIRITO DONT LEAVE ME!" with those words he left her scared, heartbroken, and most of all jealous.

*THIS BOOK IS UNDER CONSTUCTION* So this book is basically just about how Jack's little sister is in love Mark and they get together and shit. There will be no further updates to this book as I have not watched either of them in 2 years and I simply have no motivation to write for this specific book anymore. I do want to write again though so if you have any requests, I do have a band oneshots book that I need motivation to write for.

F/n = first name This is a Markiplier and reader story. You and Mark start dating and fall in love. You want to do more in each other's lives but things keep getting in the way such as: A jealous Pewdiepie A crazy ex boyfriend of yours Deranged fans Other youtubers like Jacksepticeye, Smosh and smosh games, plus various other ones. You two must keep fighting for you love after everything around you seems to pull you apart. You will do anything for Mark and he will do the same to you. Let's see if your love for each other can survive after all this.

You call yourself his number one fan, but you act like you're not in public. You watch all of his videos because you think it's the closest you'll ever get to him. But then your mother surprises you with tickets to ComicCon to meet him. What happens there, you will never forget, because he doesn't want you to forget. But what happens when you do forget?