I get bored a lot and often write poetry. Here's some I did about Homestuck. Enjoy.

John is a total geek with no friends. Dave is a total cool kid, people worship every step he takes. But what if an unlikely friendship blossoms...or maybe, an unexpected romance (WARNING JOHNDAVE HOMESTUCK PAIRING YAOIS AND EVENTUAL SMUT MAYBE...) mute!davejohn enjoy!~ {DISCONTINUED}

My name is- I don't have a name. My title, however, is Experiment 413. I am a failed experiment at becoming a perfect human being. More or less, I am a robot, with fake insides and a synthetic pulse. NOT COMPLETE - ABANDONED

"Please don't leave me." He says. You think for a moment and rewind and play his words in your head, writing down on the notepad. "i wont." ((Hi! I'm Dan, and this is my Mute! Dave, johndave story. I love hearing feedback from all of you, so please comment, vote and share my story! Thank you so much! I hope you have a lovely day.))

Dave and John have been friends for 4 years now, John, still oblivious to the other's affection, leads Dave to try his hardest even if the other claims he's heterosexual. When time passes and John starts to contemplate his current life, drama starts to boil up messing with his head and heart.

John is the new kid, with everything that comes with that title; awkwardness, shyness, and attempts to make friends. Except all of this is made even worse with the fact that he's deaf. Dave is your stereotypical resident coolkid. Except he's not. He's a huge nerd, but most people find him intimidating, what with his shades and the fact that he doesn't talk to anyone. Or rather, that he can't talk to anyone, being mute. The two get paired together and form a close bond quite quickly, to the surprise of most of the school, but to none of their friends'. ((I really suck at descriptions. Also, updates for this aren't set, so be prepared for longish waits between chapters or several at a time.))

Right so I had an english assessment due to write a story based on anything I wanted, so naturally i had to do some feelsy homestuck because why not. There isn't any language worse than bastard really because this was for school. And I'm not doing the thing where Dirk is Dave's genetical father or whatever because it confuses me so much DX They are just bros :3 So I based this story/fanfic/whatever on DirkJake because they're adorable >:3 This is also based on the VOCALOID song 'A Clingy Boy Sticking To Love For 15 Years', check it out, i like it :3 I added on an epilogue to the song though >:3 Some of the yeas are mixed in together because they were basically the same anyway Also... There are multiple ships in this. Including DirkJake, RoseMary, EriSol, DaveKat.

Dave Strider. Jock of the century. Leader of leaders. God of gods. King of kings. Most ironically loved guy in High School, every and any girl and/or guy loves the ironic bastard. Except for one, tiny hot-headed loud mouth who everyone finds cute but denies it. Karkat 'I hate everyone and everything' Vantas. Just your average asshole, in a very interesting way, actually. No one yet everyone knows he exists. Don't ask how. So, what happens when a teacher ironically decides to partner these two up for a project? Either hell will be raised or closet doors will he unlocked and/or opened, if you know what I mean.

"Did you see my eyes?" He nods. I feel my cheeks beginning to stain red. I haven't shown anyone my eyes. ever. And now Someone's seen. Great. "I-I like them" John stutters "You do?" I ask surprised "Yeah!"

John Egbert is just a normal boy without a voice, and his life is suddenly changed when he becomes the target of a blood-thirsty Dave Strider, who's interest becomes peaked after nearly killing the little one, and a bromance begins between the two. Honhonhon, will the bromance stay a bromance? Or will it become something else entirely? [It starts out with John at six years old for a backstory, but it will only last for one chapter. He will end up being sixteen]