They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

In most situations, it's the bad boy who finds himself falling for the innocent girl. This is not that situation. Rori Villan (no pun intended) is notorious for her lack of moral compass. She lives her life in chaos and anarchy, and tramples on the rules given to her. When she's forced to get a tutor, Eli Graham, she finds herself quickly being gravitated towards him. They're like positive and negative magnets, and can't seem to stop falling for each other... Or not. Eli Graham is the on the opposite end of the spectrum from Rori. Smart, follows the rules, and on the road to being a valedictorian. But, is he really the opposite of her? Maybe they are more alike than they once thought. Cover made by @soundthealarm [Formerly called Tutoring the Bad Girl] Copyright © Umberdiary 20158All rights reserved