Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

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[Book 1] What would you do if you were suddenly trapped inside a game that you all intended to play for fun with a couple of your friends? That's what this group of friends are about to find out when their nightmares turn into reality. Youtubers who are in this story: Jacksepticeye- Jack Markiplier- Mark Muyskerm- Bob LordMinion777- Wade Yamimash- Yami Pewdiepie- Felix Cinnamontoastken- Ken DanIsNotOnFire- Dan AmazingPhil-Phil And there may be more in the story that I do not list. Let's Play A Game Series Let's Play A Game- Book 1 Game Over- Book 2 With Eyes Set To Kill- Book 3

Mark and Jack are your seemingly normal college roommates, until the nights roll around. With power that human nature can't describe, they have to dodge questions and the arched eyebrows of confusion from eachother to keep their secret safe. This story was inspired by an AU- "Two characters are roommates and are hiding the secret of both being superheros. They always come to the dorm beat up and have to make excuses of why they are. They patch eachother up and slowly fall in love." HUGE dedication to my friends on Instagram: @trashymark for helping me plan and pushing my ideas forward @casiiplier for pushing me to write more @FrannieNeedsToHide for this cover! She did an amazing job, check her out for more of her work!

This is not meant to offend anyone this is just for fun. I own nothing and enjoy the weirdest oneshot you will ever read!

Enter a world in which Irish Ogres reign supreme. Follow JackShrekticEye as he defeats the evil Lord Markquaad.

After running out of games to play, Mark gets an idea for a YouTube series. In his idea, he and Jack, along with Dan and Phil, and Felix and Cry, adopt three children (one per pair) and all live together in Mark's house in LA for a month. It would be a contest to see which pair would be the best at parenting. They'd video everything that happened during the day and make a timeless collaboration series. He thought it would be a fun challenge. Now, they may never make it out of the orphanage alive. WARNING! This story MIGHT contain: Boyxboy Gore Cussing Mention of suicide Suicide Mention of abuse Abuse Bullying Self harm DISCLAIMERS: I do not own any YouTubers mentioned in this story, but I do own the other characters. (On a bit of a hiatus)