"Would you kindly stop babbling and fuck me already?"

in which a girl with an unhealthy love for starbursts and a boy whose hair has been accidentally dyed purple meet at a pharmacy and end up trapped

"I guess that just leaves you and me, then." "What a pity."

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

"do i seriously have to walk to the mailbox shirtless every morning just to get your attention?" {lophie} {warning; slight smut, sexual content, you get it} ©loudluke

Open the 5sos bible Credits to Tumblr :) [highest ranking Non-Fiction #12 / Fanfiction #18 / Random #3 ] [cover by me (-royal) so please DON'T copy it or i'll haunt you] ❌ NOT ACCEPTING TRANSLATION REQUESTS ANYMORE TY ❌

"How'd you meet him?" "I kind of just, you know, fell into his arms half naked."

"I'm a Victoria Secret model I'm bound to have secrets" All Rights Reserved @Harryfuls

When a group of friends make a bet on who can turn a school nerd into the most popular girl,will Calum Hood fall for his girl? Will she forgive him after she finds out about the bet,or will she run away from him?

You've heard of the 12 days of Christmas right? Well how about the 12 Days of Sex. It is a challenge issued to those who think they can conquer all levels of sex in just twelve days. So when Ashton Irwin gets challenged to do the 12 Days of Sex his freshman year of college, disaster is sure to follow. Disaster and, of course, sex.