This is a story of a cat who seems cute and cuddly just like any ol average cat. But nobody knows his secret until it is too late.

This book is under major editing, but please still feel free to read it, enjoy! :) This book is "mature" because of so e of the language but that's it. An eighth grader named Kelly lives in a poor community where nobody has much money. She has a really big crush on a seventh grader named Josh. What she doesn't know is that he has a crush on her too. Josh gives her something to show this and her mom does something that Kelly doesn't think she'll ever be able to forgive her for. She doesn't know how to tell Josh what her mom did and now she's stuck in a metaphorical hole. Can she find a way out? Or is it just dug deeper?

STOP! First, if you haven't read my book The Hills vs.The Rest Of Us, then stop right now because you can't read this until you've read the first one.

All cats are artists, as demonstrated by their abstract hairballs, expertly stripped curtains, and the precise way they arrange themselves on top of your pile of freshly cleaned clothes. Brought to you by cat poets the world over and with instant classics such as "I Lick Your Nose," "Tiny Boxes," and "Some of My Best Friends are Dogs," each poem in this collection reveals the true artistic and neurotic genius that every feline possesses.