Funny Anime Quotes

FUNNY ANIME QUOTES!!! Collection of anime quotes that I think are funny! Dialogue also! If theres one that's not in here that you'd like to be just tell me! Give the quote, anime name and the name of the character who said it. ^.^

Where Is Your Heart? (Soul x Maka fanfiction)

Soul has always felt something for his Meister, Maka Alburn. But he never expressed these feelings until he realized after a near-death experience, he may be running out of time. Will he ever confess to her? If so, how will she react? And who else is competing for Maka's heart?

Competition (Soul Eater Fanfic)

There's a new girl named Crystal at the DWMA. Right away, she catches Soul's eye. When Maka notices, she doesnt know what to do. In a tornado of conflicting feelings, Maka realizes her feelings for Soul. But now that Soul is interested in Crystal, Maka realizes she has competition.