revamped description: as stated in the title and above, these chapters are *headcanons*, meaning at the time they were created, they were not canon in any form. as time goes on these hcs may not apply anymore or may not make sense. please do not mind them if this is the case!! disclaimer: if you post any type of hate or offensive comment, it will be removed as i will not tolerate hateful behavior. i'm an adult and do not have time to sift through heated arguments on a very old book on an app. ************ edit 2/2022: long time no see folks! i see this book somehow still gets traction lol. just a reminder i created this book roughly 5 years ago which means some of these hcs may not apply anymore or may not make sense. please do not mind them if so! at the time, i accepted any and all sorts of headcanons for this book (and the majority of the hcs you read were not my own).

A collection of very short stories of Merlin revealing some talents of his, they are not connected. I have 12 chapters planned. Warning: language.

Merlin oneshots. Don't own, no slash.

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]