Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

In a parallel world where all is stupid and sanity is rare, 6 girls (Hannah, Emily, Jenna, Kylie, Sapphire, and Mia) and subordinate characters as well as One Direction themselves, fight for love. Inspired by ginawriter's 'The Typical Dumb Fanfic Moments', this story was created purely for humor and stress-relieving. No specific fanfics are targeted and I hope that your fic contains none of the material inside.

it's a jOKE AND DONT READ IT IF YOU'LL GET OFFENDED.

Cinnia lives in the small pirate port of Dur'reth with her shameful mother. At age nineteen, it seems as if life has already given her her destiny: to live and serve as the loyal wife of the local innkeeper's creepy son. However, Cinnia has a desire for adventure and excitement; for freedom. Determined to find her father, a renowned pirate, and of whom she has no recollection of, she makes a spur-of-the-moment decision to sneak aboard the Night Marauder, a visiting pirate ship with the hope of becoming one herself. She is soon drawn into a raunchy world of deceit, lies, and violence; a world of pirates, exclusive to men. Can she, in the midst of chaos and deceiving figures, find her father and discover the truth about herself? And what about the one thing she has least faith in: love?

Hadley Jamison doesn't know what to think when she hears that her classmate, Archer Morales, committed suicide. She didn't exactly know him, but that doesn't stop her from feeling like there was something she could have done to help him. So to Hadley's surprise, on the very night of Archer's funeral, she has a run in with Death himself and is offered the chance to go back in time to stop Archer from ending his life. The catch? She only has twenty-seven days to do it. And if Hadley doesn't succeed? Well, she doesn't want to think about that.

Eighteen-year-old Brinn Hathaway has survived on her own in the Northwest High Country of Georgia since she was left for dead in a shallow grave by the man who kidnapped her as a child. When a young nature photographer, Justin Spencer, catches the wild girl on film and the two form a tentative friendship, Brinn must decide if coming out of hiding is worth the hope-and the danger-that may await her. Winner of the 2013 HOLT Medallion Award for Outstanding Literary Fiction Winner of the 2012 National Excellence for Romance Fiction Awards (NERFA) in the YA Category. Follow Brinn, Justin, Cody, and a cast of new characters through a series of novellas. Each story will bring a new adventure, another crime to solve, and more danger for Brinn and company as they delve into the world of human trafficking. See my website for details and links! http://www.pjsharon.com/books FINDING HOPE, Book One of the Savage Cinderella Novella series, picks up a year after Brianna Hathaway's return from the wild. As she and Justin struggle to work through her recovery, Brinn must come to terms with who she is and discover her place in this strange new world. When Cody asks for her help in solving a kidnapping case for the FBI, it brings her worst nightmares to the surface. But will it be what she needs to finally put it all behind her and move on? Or will it lead her down a path into a dangerous world? A child is missing...and time is running out.

16 year old magazine quiz junkie, Kelsey Sinclair will spend her summer waiting tables and(hopefully) seducing her secret crush, Blaine Mulder, but a hidden phobia and dare devil kitchen guy are about to mess up her perfectly laid out plans. This book is available in paperback or ebook! Amazon (Canada) http://www.amazon.ca/Butterflies-Dont-Lie-B-R-Myers-ebook/dp/B00O0WTL0O Amazon (US) http://www.amazon.com/Butterflies-Dont-Lie-B-R-Myers/dp/1771081627/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1429882252&sr=1-1&keywords=butterflies+don%27t+lie Barnes & Noble http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/butterflies-dont-lie-br-myers/1120422970?ean=9781771081627 Chapters/Indigo http://www.chapters.indigo.ca/en-ca/books/butterflies-dont-lie/9781771081627-item.html

Seventeen year-old spirit medium Emily Chambers has a problem. Actually, she has several. As if seeing dead people isn't a big enough social disadvantage, she also has to contend with an escaped demon and a handsome ghost with a secret past. And then there's the question of her parentage. Being born an entire year after her father's death (yes, a year) and without the pale skin of other respectable English ladies, Emily is as much a mystery as the dead boy assigned to her. Jacob Beaufort's spirit has been unable to crossover since his death several months ago. It might have something to do with the fact he was murdered. Or it might not. All he knows is, he has been assigned by the Otherworld's administrators to a girl named Emily. A girl who can see and touch him. A girl who released a shape-shifting demon into the mortal realm. Together they must send the demon back before it wreaks havoc on London. It should be a simple assignment, but they soon learn there's nothing simple when a live girl and a dead boy fall in love. THE MEDIUM is the first book in the Emily Chambers Spirit Medium trilogy. Yes, that's *trilogy* - meaning not everything will be wrapped up nicely at the end of The Medium. There are 2 more books after it, both of which are published. Check out my website for details.