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so uh this was written by me when I was in the 4th-6th grade. it's not that gr8 but it got an extraordinary amount of good feedback. enjoy!!
so uh this was written by me when I was in the 4th-6th grade. it's not that gr8 but it got an extraordinary amount of good feedback. enjoy!!
Paano nag simula ang aking kayamanan? If you were to choose will you choose love or money? Ako ay si Scarlett Marie date pero si Scarlett Quin De Hosson na ngayo. Ito ay kwento nang buhay nang isang napakahirap na babae ngunit kabigla-biglang naging mayaman. Ano kaya ang rason nangpagkayaman nito? Kabanata 1 : Ang Una...
I am Ella Concepcion,(Isang babaeng laging talo sa laro ng pagibig) first time ko dito sa senior high, at di ko inaakala na dito ko makikilala ang lalaking magpapatibok ng aking puso... Paano kun may mamuong long distance relationship na sinasabi nila? Kakayanon ba namin? O susuko na lang kami? . . . . . Find out yo...
Naging batas na ng lahi ng mga bampira ang umibig sa isang mortal at magsilang sa isang kalahating-tao at kalahating imortal. Itago ang tunay nilang katauhan hanggang sa tumungtong sa tamang edad para na rin sa kaligtasan ng buong angkan. Isa na rito si Edgardo isang kalahating-bampira na nahulog ang loob kay Esther...
"One word can change everything. And you can't take it back anymore." I'm Alicia Kennedy. a.k.a one of the most flirt in our school. I change boys almost every month or so. But one decision made me change my life. PS. TAGLISH STORY.
***The wrong girl is sometimes The Right One.*** Charlotte Samuels thought she'd be stuck waiting tables at Marlow's until all her debts are paid off-in about ten thousand years or so. She definitely didn't expect a marriage proposal from the arrogant Brandon Maxfield who was blackmailed by his father to make her h...
What the Troll said. Well now...what did he say indeed? Haha! A young girl, an orphan, finds herself suddenly alone, with nowhere to go and no one to help her. What is she going to do? And what did the Troll say to her?
Darren William isang billionaire na secretly married sa isang anak mahirap and worst She's not his type lalo na sa estado ng buhay nito. He hates stupid people ,not classy but he had no choice because its his father decision. Lyza Sacramento ang wife ni Darren. Its was not a choice for her dahil ang papa nya mis...
Walang ibang nagawa si Sam kundi ang gawin at sundin ang proyektong ibinigay sa kanila ng kanilang propesor. Nang dahil sa proyektong 'yon ay nalagay sa kapahamakan ang buhay niya-nila. Naatasan lang naman sila na subaybayan at alamin ang buhay ng taong nakatoka sa kanila at ang taong nakaatas sa kaniya ay si Harris T...
I'm Nerd, what else.. uh.. funny? That's all. And i met this hottest, sexiest, handsome, arrogant, moody, and playboy jerk. Half brother siya ng kaibigan ko. Mula nang makilala ko siya ang simpleng buhay ko bilang Nerd ay nag bago at naging wild. Wanna know how?
She's cruel. She's cold. She's Beautiful. She's Powerful. And she badly needs a boyfriend! Sabrina Vee Suarez is your typical fierce lady boss with an attitude. Despite physical perfection and above average IQ she's one freakin No Boyfriend Since Birth virgin. She doesn't care, she doesn't need a man anyway. But she h...
[SARMIENTO SERIES #1] I'm Cassandra Talavera or should I say, Cassandra Talavera-Sarmiento. And being his wife is my biggest secret. Published under PSICOM Publishing Inc. Available in all bookstores nationwide for only 150 pesos. There's a special chapter included in the book which is not available here on Wattpad. ...
HIGHEST RANK: Number 1 in Romance -- Ang tanging gusto lang naman ni Amber ay katahimikan sa pag idlip, at sa rooftop niya magagawa yun. Pero ang di niya inaasahan nang makita dun ang well known playboy na si Damon na umiidlip din. At mas di niya inaasahan ang mga susunod na mangyayari. Let's see kung anong manyayari...
Regina Mills has always lived a life alone and she was getting back on her feet after her father's passing. Robin Locksley is a single father and he desperately searches for a woman who will love him and his son. She gets knocked off her feet by Robin who is a handsome lawyer who owns his own firm. Regina lets her wal...
WELCOME TO HELL. --- Date started: January 29, 2012 Date finished: November 21, 2012 (PUBLISHED UNDER VIVA • AVAILABLE NATIONWIDE)
Being adopted is hard, being adopted by a serial killer is even harder. Cover by: Verde56
"Don't cry. We still have each other." Angela looked around her then froze and looked down to see her doll Sally smiling at her. Angela was shocked. "You talk ?" She smiled. "Of course I do. I was sent from the heavens to be your best friend. And nothing can tear us apart." Angela smiled and wiped her eyes off. She hu...
Imogen Harrison has been dating campus heartthrob Parker Yapchengco. But no one knows about it. Bagaman pumayag si Imogen na ilihim nila ni Parker ang kanilang relasyon ay hindi nawawala ang kanyang mga agam-agam tungkol dito. Buti na lang at madalas siyang damayan ni Shiloah Suarez, ang bagong transferee sa kanilang...
She likes being alone while he loves being the center of attention. She'd rather stay at home, reading books while he'd be in the crowd, playing for his band. No one cares about her existence while he is every girl's dream guy. Two opposite people bound to meet each other. One's a smart quiet student, the other's a he...
The demons that haunt Elliott are turning him slowly insane, and the skeletons in his closet are begging him to play their sick little games. With an abusive mother breathing down his neck and horrifying secrets threatening to spill from his lips, Elliott is trapped. He knows he isn't allowed to love, but suddenly th...
For months Summer is trapped in a cellar with the man who took her - and three other girls: Rose, Poppy, and Violet. His perfect, pure flowers. His family. But flowers can't survive long cut off from the sun, and time is running out...
"The most frightening story I have ever read", "Terrifying", "I never want to sleep alone again", "The first time I have read a story which has made my heart race", "Brilliantly written", "Honestly the most gripping story I've read in a long time, from the very first line to the very last. I think everyone that read t...
"My beautiful Puppet Boy and my beautiful Puppet Girl." A teenage boy and girl find themselves trapped in the lair of a crazy man obsessed with human puppetry. __________________ #1 in horror - 12/6/15 [featured - 12/30/15] IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you...
Okie's fifteen. She lives in New York. She's got a few problems: she's failing geography, her dad's a wimp, and her mother, Sumatra, is a stone cold bitch. But things get a lot worse when Sumatra turns into a zombie and eats Okie's dad. Clio, Okie's grandmother, lives in Toronto; but since the zombie apocalypse, Toron...
Have you ever been to Disney World? Or How about Disney Land? Animal Kingdom is a must am I right? And I'm sure you have been to Epcot! A new Disney attraction has come to Orlando, Florida and it's called Dead End Disney! But Dead End Disney has a few....horrifying secrets. Finished 7/2/16 *Book Two Has Been Made*