So this is a ridiculous thing I wrote...Yeah... I think it should be rated PG, but I rated it PG-13 so people who don't like dark humor won't yell at me. Enjoy~ Hetalia and characters belong to Hidekaz Himaruya who shines bright like a Doitsu. :)

King Doitsu

As the title says it is a song remix...but my way

Doitsu

Doitsuism is a religion based off the Hetalia character Germany, or "Lord Doitsu." The followers of this religion call themselves "Doitsuists" and their main belief is that they should all "shine bright like a Doitsu"

Herro peoplez so this is a book consisting of *drum roll* you guessed it. THE RULES/LAWS OF DOITSUISM! Positivism is a manmade relies on honoring our Lord and savior Doitsu. Hope you enjoy.

Ludwig Beilshcmidt is a nation like any other, exept that he is very strict and love potatoes . One day on the way to the world meeting, he saves a japanese dog being poked by Sealand. The same night, he find out the dog was creepily watching him when he was putting his potato pyjama on. Once it got spotted, the dog started talking and introduced himself as Pochi. He gave Ludwig a magical stick that allowed him to magically change clothes and turn into Sailor Doitsu, a warrior supposed to defend order and justice. His goal is to fight against the evil 2p countries who wants to steal kids candies and other kinds of mean things. He must also find the silver sausage before his counterpart, Search for the princess Germania and other warriors to help him on his quest.

All Hail The Mighty Doitsu Please. Take a moment of silence and recite the Doituism Pledge. "I am a Doitsuist. Live by the Doitsu Die by the Doistu Inhale by the Doitsu Exhale by the Doitsu Speak the Doitsu way Doitsu. Doitsu. (pause here for dramatic effect).... Doitsu." Shine Bright Like A Doitsu

We worship our lord and savior Doitsu. Doitsu accepts all, and Doitsu will help you when you need it most. Doitsu is always there for you. We are here to help the holy Doitsu, to share his words of wisdom. We welcome you to Doitsuism. ~Shine Bright~

All about the religion of Doitsuism 'Shine bright like a Doitsu' (May I add none of this is mine, I just wish to tell everyone about Lord Doitsu)