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Draco Malfoy. Everyone knows him as the cold, cruel, heartless, cowardly, pure-blood Slytherin king. Well, they’re wrong. Draco’s in Gryffindor. Harry Potter never lost his parents. Harry Potter is the Slytherin king. Draco Malfoy is the Gryffindor hero. Want to know why? Harry wasn’t the one who got the lightning bolt scar.

Rosalind Lupin is in her third year at Hogwarts with her best friends Harry, Ron and Hermione. This year her father will be teaching there. Her mother died, killed by Voldemort. Murderer Sirius Black escaped from azkaban, what will happen when she meets him.

It is widely known throughout Hogwarts that there are things that should never be done. However, throughout the course of this story, you will find a list of 150 things that shouldn't have been done, but have been. Includes all generations; Marauders Era, Golden Trio's Era, Next Generation.

My name is James Sirius Potter. You may not know it yet, but just before the beginning of my second year, I met someone. He was a strange fellow, old and dark and... Well, completely bonkers. I got myself into something shady; I didn't know better. Albus, my brother, started his first year at school. He and Rose were also plagued by bad luck. And they, along with Scorpius, are cooking something up. I don't quite know what; I'm too busy with my own problems and getting into trouble with Fred, my partner in crime. But first things first, let me tell you a story about how it really started....

'You better watch your back, ‘cause you're next'. The words echoed menacingly inside my head, filling me with fear. Obviously someone was out to get me - but who? As if on cue, the answer screamed from the headlines of the Daily Prophet: 'Family Kidnapped by Death Eaters.' The paper fell from my hands and realisation hit me like a brick wall. Lily Luna Potter is taking her fourth year at Hogwarts, but being a Potter isn't always smooth sailing. When Lily receives some shocking news, she knows that being the Boy Who Lived's daughter isn't going to make life easy while on the watch for Death Eaters. But - what if it's not only Death Eaters she has to keep an eye out for? What if it's something even worse? - Description by MissHoranette Fan Fiction #119 - 22/01/12 Romance #675 - 23/01/12

Lily Potter, daughter of the legendary Harry Potter, is finally entering her first year at Hogwarts, but the last thing she expects is to be Sorted into the infamous Slytherin house... Warning: very slow updates.

Nineteen years Later, Albus Severus Potter and Rose Weasley are off to Hogwarts at last. While there, they make some unexpected friends and decisions. This is the story of three friends and their adventures together in this spin-off of your favorite series, Harry Potter.

Albus Potter starts Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, only to be sorted into Slytherin! With his worst fear recognised, what is he to do? But thankfully for Albus, one boy is ready to help him. Scorpius Malfoy. And Albus cannot believe it. In this story, follow Albus and his friends through his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. What could possible go wrong?

Albus Potter is in his second year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and is HOPING for some peace and quiet. Everything's going well until one of his best friends, Dimitri Reynolds, discovers the Will of Ignotus Perevell hidden under the floorboards in their dormitory. There are seven tasks on the Will...seven tasks that the reader must complete and through each task, Albus unravels the mystery that Ignotus left behind