Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"They call you princess?" Aiden's bright green eyes followed my every move. I gulped, pulling a lose curl behind my ear nervously at his scrutinizing gaze. "Yeah." "Queen is more befitting, don't you think?" -------------------------- Meet Tiana Moore. Or as she was known in her neighborhood, Princess. A 17 year old girl, living in Tower Groves Park, the only neighborhood she's ever known. To some people Tower Groves was the 'ghetto' or the 'hood', but to her and her family it was just home. Her father had spent years trying to rebuild Tower Grove while keeping the gang's and violence to a minimum and ensuring safety to the dozens of kids who lived in Tower Grove. Reggie Moore was the most well respected man in Tower Grove. That was until he was gunned down outside of his restaurant and his family now had a permanent target on their back. Tiana and her mom packed up and moved out of Tower Grove a week after her father's murder to ensure her safety, but now she was in a new neighborhood, with a new school, and new friends. Meet Aiden Price. 17 year old good boy gone 'bad'. What happens when Tiana and Aiden are pushed together for an art project find out they they both have so much more in common than what meets the eye? Come along and watch as Tiana and Aiden 'fight' gangs, make love, and build the strongest relationship. Plus, there may be a few kidnappings here and there...who knows? -------------------------- "Uh." I slap his arm across the table. "Seriously, you're a small dick!" "I just complimented you!" "Your a abnormally small penis." "There is nothing small about me, Princess." #1 in Teen Romance🥇10/1/2019 #4 in Ghetto 🏅 11/6/2019 #3 in Urban Romance 12/8/2019 #1 in Interracial Relationship 12/8/2019 #1 in First Story 🥇 2/3/2020 Started: June 20th, 2019 Completed: June 14th, 2020

Flawless ➝ Criminal Minds [Spencer Reid] ✓ 2014 Transferred from her previous position in the FBI to join the Behavioural Analysis Unit, a spark of attraction instantly flares between Agent Amelia Shields and profiler Dr. Spencer Reid. But when the mysterious 'Flawless Killer' hits Quantico, Amelia finds herself to be one of his victims. Can Reid and the team catch the Un-Sub before Amelia suffers a similar fate to the others?

| Highest Rank #42 Werewolf | " How's it going, all moved in yet?" she asked while leading me to the table she saved for us. " Yeah, just finished yesterday, How is the dog doing?" I asked " Oh coco is great, she loves the new big bed I got her last week" she tells me giggling " That's great to hear, I'm so bored in my new apartment, its so quiet I can hear the neighbors conversations about there son who they believe is on drugs and how the husband needs ointment for his foot rash. Oh god dose it get embarrassing with them" it really did one time I thought they were having the s-e-x one night "Oh!" she practically yelled "you should get a dog," she encouraged "A dog?" I questioned her Ashley has just moved on her own, and is lonely. So to remedy the situation her best friend Sophia suggested to get a dog, She has always loved animals, but never really had one before. She goes to her local dog shelter and finds herself a very odd looking dog, but no matter what it looks like, she will love him no matter what. But when she takes him home and wakes up the next morning what she finds is not a dog in her bed but a whole lot of mess she gets herself and her friend into just by one simple act... There are some mature things but i have worked my way around it, if there are any problems just let me know... Cover by Stella-R-K

"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute in, a minute out. Instead, she got locked in. With her secret love, of course.

The world had gone to hell long ago, taken over by the vampire race. In order to keep some sort of peace in our land, the Vampire Lords made a consecutive agreement. The rich and powerful humans could survive just as they had been, untouched by the vampires save for the occasional blood collections, or so they thought In reality, we were all under their control. Castles spread out throughout our land, one landing in each city. Each castle varied in the number of vampires residing there, but all of them carried a Lord. The Lords were the ones in charge in every city, whether we liked it or not. The vampires often roam through the city, making sure that everyone was in order and no one stepped out of line. If you stepped out of line, you died, end of story. Even if the rich were still under their control, their lives were still better than the poor. The poorest lives held a much worse fate. The men were to be put to work as slaves, whether that meant serving a specific vampire, or just building their castles, they were slaves. The women were to be pets. Pets were the lowest rank you could have. They were forced into cages that were too small to stand in with collars around their necks. They spent their lives in pet shops, just waiting for the dreadful day that they'll be bought. They were treated like animals, trained into what their master wanted, and punished if they misbehaved. Those who were lucky enough to live through that, we're to be slaughtered for their blood at age twenty-five in an act to make sure that our population would stay steady. I was born into this world. Born into this world full of blood-sucking monsters. Except, I was one of the lucky ones. Was. It all ended for me when I was 12, when I was taken away from the last bit of hope and family that I had left. Ever since then, I've lived in a cage, just rotting away, waiting, dreading for the day that some monster would make me his. This is my life. I am a pet. ~~~ Cover by: @mshacake

The perfect Twins with the perfect secret: hybrids, half wolf, half witch. No one could predict it, no one knew it, and no one expected the siblings to shift when the rogues attacked, let alone, for one to be the king's mate.