funny shiiza

this is the funniest shiz you will ever read, at least when GOTD is here. me,mdh, my sister, mb4u, bestfriend, GOTD, and other people write this stuff from the goodness of our hearts to make you laugh. so sit back, relax and laugh!!!

Listen to the Raiyn

She was never a normal child. before she had learned to walk the Villagers had an unexplainable fear of her. Her life was at a turning point, and unwittingly she chose the path that would take her where so many others had turned their backs and walked away. let there be light, let there be blood, to she who saved a l...

Who's That Girl?

There's a new kid in school and Solo is chosen to show the new student around. But when the new kid happens to be the most beautiful girl he's ever seen his whole world changes. Will sparks fly?

Torn in Two: A Jacob Black Imprint

Being a hybrid vampire was never easy, she isn't accepted by vampires, yet she doesn't fully fit in with humans. When she moves in with the Cullens, how will the the Quileute tribe react to her when they find out her true identity? Will they accept her or toss her to the side?

Forget Me Not

Little Bella has John and Len Pearce from Justice Crew as her big brothers. Who wouldn't want them as their brothers? But when they start to neglect her and she has to put up with her abusive parents... Will she be able to be part of their lives again?

Pshh.Werewolves Don't Exist

Tala is just a regular home schooled girl living with her brother in the middle of no where.Until her 18th birthday rolls around and she gets sick and Some Weird Random Guys Show up.What is going on????

Fatty isn't so funny anymore

Kharma was made fun of and tortured for being overweight when she was young, So after she moved she lost all her weight and now that it's her senior year of highschool she is back and wants revenge.

Going to a Delinquent School for Boys, While Living with 11 of Them...

Aria Strider is a 16 year old girl who has been in the foster system for 3 years. After her only family died in a car crash with her younger sister Cali, she has nowhere to go. Until, the police chief of Waughtown finds her a family friend for her to stay with for 2 years. This household is a little different from o...

Because The Bad Boys Said So

She's a senior in high school, a funny girl who is as clueless as they come and has a knack for tripping over everything and everyone. He's more so the silent type, effortlessly intimidating and an infuriating man who has her heart doing back flips every time he's around her. about a beautiful girl who is hopelessly r...

Hush, Howl (Complete and Editing)

Meissa Is The New Black (H.P fanfic) (Temporarily on hold)

Meissa was abandoned as a baby on the steps of an orphanage. She grew up labled as the weird child that no one would befriend or talk to. But that is going to change when she discovers what she is and when the secrets of her past are released.

Regulus's Girl (Temporarily on hold)

Melania was given to her uncle to look after while her father went on a suicide mission. Her uncle left her at the age of three to go for revenge. she grew up with a difficult yet happy childhood due to her being a seer. now she is at Hogwarts. This is the story of Melania Black

The Noble House Of Black

(Taking place in the Order of the Phoenix) Regulus Black married a young girl named Violetta Nous. They had a baby girl named Miriella. Regulus died while trying to destroy Salazar Slytherin's locket. End of story right? Well what happened to Violetta and her daughter? Miriella Black, preferred to be called Miri, gre...

Hand Picked

Hey, I'm Evelyn Adams, but you can call me Eve. Unless you're the parent of a troublesome teenage boy: then you can call me the Solution. I fix guys, make them something to be proud of- but for a hefty price. On the surface, I'm everything you could want in a girl: brains,beauty, and a good solid head on my shoulders...

The Muggle Life of Anabelle Tobias (Book 2)

Fred was gone and Ana decided to go live in the Muggle World to become a guitarist/singer like her dad wanted her to. So this is her story, of living in the Muggle World with her friends, and trying to get over Fred's 'death'. RuthlessAbandon made my cover! Go fan her and read her stories because she's really cool! Ma...

What If He Wasn't Alone? (A Phantom of the Opera Fanfiction)

You might know the story of the infamous Phantom of the Opera. How he was banished from society, and doomed to forever be alone, and how he loved the rising Prima Donna, Christine Daae. But what if there was someone who saw him? What happens when a curious little ballet rat named Isa wanders to the depths of the Popul...

The Unclaimed Daughter of Sirius Black

Siera Black has lived a very unremarkable and poor life. At 11 years old she gets the letter from Hogwarts, telling her she's a witch. Still, nothing changes until her fifth year, when a man with the same last name as her is on the loose...and after Harry Potter, a close friend of hers! She makes it her own personal r...

Marauder Moments

Moments in the Marauders' lives. “Blimey mate, these nicktoons are the shit!” // "...Peter and Remus got no answer except Sirius’s hysterical laughter and James’s mad muttering about ‘bloody evil rocks.’"

Beast ;)

harry potter fanfiction. Rika was born a werewolf. Her very existence is illegal. After fighting with the ministry, she ends up living with legal werewolf Reumus Lupin, who becomes a father figure towards her, and his crazy friend Sirius Black. Can she ever live a normal life? How far will she go to prove that she's j...

The Hatters Daughter

Welcome To Wonderland My Dear!!

Growing Up: Sequel to Secret Existence

Sirius Black had always loved taking risks and he had been told many times how he needed to grow up. He'd always laughed it off, he was happy the way he was. When James and Lilly call him to meet their child he can't wait to meet baby Harry. Then he learns they had twins, a girl and a boy. Then they do someting crazy...

Secret Existence (A Harry Potter Fanfic)

Take a second and imagine that Harry Potter had a twin sister. This would leave you with alot of questions I'm sure. Did she die? Why didn't Hagrid take her too? Why is she never mentioned? Its actally rather simple, and it also happens to be true. Her name is Sky Potter, and today is your lucky day because she is goi...

Willow and the trip to the past.

If you're looking for 'A Trip In Time', the fan+me collaborative story, this isn't it. This is something I wrote a while back. I started it and then I got the idea of the collaborative story and abandoned this. It's quite random, and a bit of nonsense if that's what you're after. :)

The Other Potter. Book Four.

I'm totally, well sort of, changing the plot, but meh, who cares. SOMETHING ABOUT LLAMAS IN WILLOWS FOURTH YEAR. SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING AND SOMETHING ELSE BECAUSE SOMETHING WAS SOMETHINGABLE. So bring it.

The Other Potter Book Three.

Willow is back at Hogwarts. Criminal sirius black is on the loose. Random stuff will happen and maybe truth will be discovered!

The Other Potter Book Two

Willow goes back to Hogwarts for her second year with an overwhelming need to figure out her past. Will her questions be answered or will she be thrown out onto the turf? Follow Willow through another year of mystery. Maybe she will find something in a completely unexpected place. Cover by Mijacaja! xx

She's On The Hunt - (Book 2 of SOOTB's)

Eva and Saxon are finally a mated couple but nothing is ever simple for them. Instead of settling down and doing things the normal way, they are off chasing the famous rogue which killed Saxon's mum years ago with half of her pack joining them and one of his trusted pack members. Will the two wolves ever get their hap...

She's One Of The Boys

Secrets do not stay hidden for long. Have you ever had a secret that you would do anything to keep from your own family? Coming home from being at boarding school for an entire year is something Eva has dreamed about since her Dad sent her away; she missed her older brothers and none of them seemed to have changed muc...