this is the funniest shiz you will ever read, at least when GOTD is here. me,mdh, my sister, mb4u, bestfriend, GOTD, and other people write this stuff from the goodness of our hearts to make you laugh. so sit back, relax and laugh!!!

She was never a normal child. before she had learned to walk the Villagers had an unexplainable fear of her. Her life was at a turning point, and unwittingly she chose the path that would take her where so many others had turned their backs and walked away. let there be light, let there be blood, to she who saved a life.

There's a new kid in school and Solo is chosen to show the new student around. But when the new kid happens to be the most beautiful girl he's ever seen his whole world changes. Will sparks fly?

Being a hybrid vampire was never easy, she isn't accepted by vampires, yet she doesn't fully fit in with humans. When she moves in with the Cullens, how will the the Quileute tribe react to her when they find out her true identity? Will they accept her or toss her to the side?

Little Bella has John and Len Pearce from Justice Crew as her big brothers. Who wouldn't want them as their brothers? But when they start to neglect her and she has to put up with her abusive parents... Will she be able to be part of their lives again?

Tala is just a regular home schooled girl living with her brother in the middle of no where.Until her 18th birthday rolls around and she gets sick and Some Weird Random Guys Show up.What is going on????

Kharma was made fun of and tortured for being overweight when she was young, So after she moved she lost all her weight and now that it's her senior year of highschool she is back and wants revenge.

Aria Strider is a 16 year old girl who has been in the foster system for 3 years. After her only family died in a car crash with her younger sister Cali, she has nowhere to go. Until, the police chief of Waughtown finds her a family friend for her to stay with for 2 years. This household is a little different from other families. Just by having 11 boys and having all of them gorgeous. Not to mention, living in the Tucker houshold, she will have to go to an all boys school--for delinquent boys. How will she ever survive, being in a school with girl deprived boys? So how will Aria survive in a household of 11 boys? Aria will be on epic adventure...

She's a senior in high school, a funny girl who is as clueless as they come and has a knack for tripping over everything and everyone. He's more so the silent type, effortlessly intimidating and an infuriating man who has her heart doing back flips every time he's around her. about a beautiful girl who is hopelessly romantic and a man who is romantically hopeless. warning: you will suffer from having many headaches due to the main male character who will undoubtedly make you want to rip your hair out.