What if the HP kids had social media ?

Hermione Malfoy nee Granger hasn't seen her friends 15 years, now she is married and has 3 kids who are all 15. There's Scorpius Remus Malfoy who is the oldest, then there's Cassiopeia Narcissa Malfoy my middle child, and my youngest Lily Andromeda Malfoy. All of her kids are dating and she knows who they're dating but the kids they are dating parents don't know who their mom is.

❝ Who's that? ❞ ❝ My new boyfriend ❞ In which Yoongi goes on makeyourbae.com and makes himself a perfect boyfriend min yoongi | jeon jungkook park jimin | kim namjoon jung hoseok | kim taehyung

A Blog for my bias sequel Taehyung is a blogger for his bias Yoongi is the rapper who is Taehyungs bias And now they are dating

Me: Hey, guess who? Stranger: Who is this? Me: Min Yoongi Stranger: That's funny because last time I checked I'm Min Yoongi

Yoongi is trapped, alone, forgotten. Hasn't seen another human being in decades, almost 50 years. With the only thing tying him to where humans mingle hidden in an asylum in which his mother had left it to rot, he could only wait- and hope- that this wouldn't be the last of him. The last of Min Yoongi. Jungkook was a special kid- a kid with special... abilities. He could see things no one else saw, speak to people most can't notice, touch things that aren't there. Basically, he co-existed in two worlds- humane and plasmatic. Is this Yoongi's chance to escape..?

"We're trapped in here without food or water, and all you care about is that shitty friend of yours!" "Well, at least I care about someone that isn't myself!" "Do you, really?!"

"Hyung, why am I so stupid?" "You're not stupid, Yoongi-ah. Don't say things like that." "Well, if I'm not stupid, I most certainly am a fool."

daddy!Namjoon little!Hoseok just a series of texts

"Don't tell him, please!" "What if we do?" "Okay, I worded that incorrectly- tell him and you're all failed."