Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

He's the kind of sad who drinks, parties and smokes it all away. She's the kind of sad who reads, hides and uses sarcasm as protection. And when they meet out of chance, on a train ride home from the city, it's only just the beginning of the relationship no one ever thought could work - or rekindle. But hey, destiny sure is a funny thing. Especially at 12am. ** warning#1: contains lots of swearing** *** warning#2: may contain some 'trigger' moments ***