✨ This is basically a joke book but only insults and combacks❗ I hope you enjoy this book 😍 "Private Message" me or "Comment" some you want me to use, if its not used in my book already or close to any. If I use it you'll get a shoutout too! ✨ 600k views ✨ ✨ 20k votes ✨ ✨ 2k comments ✨ 👅 Highest rank 👅 #27 in Goal 💖 Get me up to 1M views guys?? 🔐💚 ? Share, Vote, Comment ? PS. i wrote this book when i was 15. // i'm 22 now.

For those annoying ass motherfuckers that need to learn how to shut their mouth. Vote and Comment please :) Enjoy! :) ~ FarahTariqx WARNING// Please do not read if you're easily offended. Some of the content is really mean but that's kind of the point.

Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

Random weird, creepy, interesting, and fun facts for you to randomly blurt out when you see something related to it (that's what I do, anyways) Each chapter dedicated to one of my followers as an appreciation-type-thing to say thank you for your support! :) Started: July 4th, 2015 Completed: January 4th, 2016

[[FEEL FREE TO USE THESE ON PEOPLE I DONT MIND]] [[ANOTHER WARNING< DUE TO LATE NIGHT PRODUCTIONS< THERE WILL BE TYPOS, JUST WARNING YA]] Know anybody who dislikes puns and want to ignore them? Have that one person you want to impress that likes puns? Or are you just bored and found this? Well it's up to you but come inside to find a crapton of bad puns and good puns and a lot of horrifying jokes just to begin with. Hope you enjoy! Read at you're own risk. *Typos because i wrote 100 percent of these at like, 2 in the morning and running off 2 liters of caffeine I cri

I Aᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛᴀʟʟʏ Fᴀɴɢɪʀʟ Oᴠᴇʀ Mʏ Pʀᴇ-Aʟɢᴇʙʀᴀ Tᴇᴀᴄʜᴇʀ (I Accidentally Fangirl Over My Pre-Algebra Teacher) Look, I didn't want to be a fangirl. If you're reading this because you think you might be one, my advice is, close this book right now. Believe whatever lie your mom or dad told you about your books just being books, and try to lead a normal life. Being a fangirl is dangerous. It's scary. Most of the time it kills you in very emotional ways. If you're a normal kid, reading this because you think it's fake, read on. I envy you for being able to believe that books are just books and nothing more. But if you recognize yourself in these pages-if you feel your heart racing, eyes widening, muscles tightening, and high-pitched squeals uncontrollably escaping your mouth- stop reading immediately. You might be one of us. And once you know that, it's only a matter of time before they sense it, too, and they'll avoid you. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Just random funny pics I found on the internet

memesssssss ｗａｒｎｉｎｇ: this book is really old and contains memes from like 2015. proceed at your own risk 💀

So I decided to do something different for all you guys and decided to make a book or whatever you want to call it of comebacks and jokes that you can use or tell people and I will try to post one everyday so hope you enjoy.

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