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  • WHY
    101 4 1

    Bob Duncan is a simple man.

  • Crusty croc (Crusty Swaggs #2)(Legend of Aunt Jacob)
    337 31 16

    (This story take place in an alternate universe) The true story of Aunt Jacob and his failed abortions. (Well some of its true) Staring: Aunt Jacob, Shrek, Gerard Way, baby daddy Nakoa, Cousin Helga, Helga 2, Bill Cosby, Pepe the frog, Illuminati, The failed Abortions, Antar, Caleb's asshole, Ms miller Featuring: Wee...

    Mature
  • Bill Nye; My Guy
    3.2K 108 14

    When Lacey, a open and frankly dumb professional middle aged white woman, finds Bill, a handsome virginial scientist in the fruit section of the organic grocery store, a bushel of locally grown kale isn't the only thing produced.

  • You Butter My Toast - A Fan Fiction
    692 14 4

    You won't want to miss this thrilling love story of two humans trying to find the best of each other. "The most heartwarming story of the century" - NY Times editor while duct taped to a chair reading a script I wrote out.

  • H0w ritt momneh bekaym a libarul-A Fanfik bye Queefqueefa
    449 6 4

    wut huppenz wen a gr00p of reppists find sum kidz on a websh00? stey t00ned an fynd owt!

    Completed  
  • My Everything
    6K 168 10

    a Bob Duncan and Paula Deen fic. "You can exterminate my pussy"

    Mature
  • Spread those Buns like Butter
    127 4 3

    In this fucked up story, you will encounter many, many disturbing things such as Paula Deen poking the porky with a man made of butter. Enjoy.... if you dare....

    Completed   Mature
  • Bob Duncan smut
    17.4K 149 3

    it's 4am and i'm bored you slut

  • A New Bug-Bob Duncan and Mr.Moseby Fanfiction
    6.2K 112 9

    When Bob Duncan goes to the Tipton hotel to exterminate he doesn't just find bugs. ;) *** this story is the weirdest thing I have ever read and I wrote it. please don't copy or republish anything from this story...I mean I don't know why you'd want to but... @rxbbersxul

    Mature
  • The Proposal
    318 4 5

    Written by Heather and I. Follow your dreams. Heathers Instagram: spicy_mango_ and PHILBRATOR My Instagram: bechloe.trashcan

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  • I got da hotz for paula
    343 26 3

    My wildest fantasies involve Bob Duncan, Paula Deen, Fronkeh Lero, Pepe, and Shrek. Let's see how it all comes out. Lol cum out.

  • Diabeetus(Joeysworldtour X Diabetes)
    686 23 7

    Okay so this is my first story off of Quotev it is very random and my friend helped me made he does not have a Wattpad cause he is a faggit okk heres the original desc In this heartwarming Fan-fic Joeysworldtour meets Diabetus and has a harem with Honey-boo-boo,Mama June,Jazz Hands,Chef Ramsey and Paula Dean

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  • Butter Without Me (Paula Deen X Reader One Shot)
    55 1 1

    You just broke up with your long time lover, Paula Deen. How will you survive?

  • Bobby flay x Paula deen
    366 6 1

    Bobby finds out Paula's fantasies are a little unconventional.

    Mature
  • JUST DO ME (Paula Deen x Shia labeouf)
    329 5 2

    NSFW Paula Deen x Shia Labeouf sexy fanfiction 10/10 Perfect bedtime story for children

    Mature
  • New Purson
    31 0 1

    Look at my awesome works

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  • how paula deen got diabetes
    256 16 1

    paula deen

    Completed