Pick up lines and other raunchy remarks from my lil' mind. I'm sorry in advance. >> all lines/jokes are from my mind, unless said otherwise, please do not steal << (background in cover; not mine)

a collection of idiotic, yet, at points cliche scenarios with The Bangtan Boys. Choose your bias to focus on and read a long!

Requests are closed! I will be writing every weekend because of schoolwork! Highest rank: 13 in fan fiction!

[AU] Everyone is born with the first initial of their soulmate on their wrist. (y/n) and Kim Taehyung are students in the same class, who happen to have each other's initials on their wrists. Are they soulmates, or is it just a coincidence?

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"It all began when he asked me to breastfeed his baby" Jimin wakes up with a hangover and a random baby besides him. With no recollection of the night before, he must find out how he ended up with this strange creature whilst trying to keep it alive. With the reluctant helping hand from the grumpy girl next door, they decode the bizarre and peculiar world of parenting. It can't get any more chaotic than that. Start: 26th February 2016 End: 16th January 2017

Iseul, an upcoming athlete, wants nothing more than to be the best hurdler in the country. Just as she reaches the height of her success, things take a turn for the worse. Iseul's only passion in life is shattered after one wrong decision. The catastrophic event leaves her unable to walk, forcing her to drastically change her dream. [Baby Daddy Spin-Off]

Just when her wish for a death sentence comes true, he appears. Jinah only has a few months left to live and she can't wait. She looks forward to the day she can finally close her eyes and never have to open them again. But, her once bleak life becomes tainted by his colourful presence. Disclaimer: very angsty

❝my name is park jimin and i'm here to sellー❞ ❝aren't selling things a girlscout's job?❞ park jimin really wants to become a boyscout once he reaches the age of seven. he befriends min yoongi, and they might have just formed a very close relationship. a yoonmin fanfiction. SOLEMNMYG 2017

#1 bts short stories series "You asked me why was I always wearing long sleeves, I said because it keeps me warm. I'm sorry I lied to you, it was to hide my bruises." Highest ranking ;; #32 in short stories - 9 July 2016 - •-• Started: 5 July 2016 Completed: 5 July 2016 Written by -derpmin