"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Completed ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is a FANFICTION story Credit goes to Robert Thier To anyone who has read his book I'm pretty sure you all know who are his characters. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING TO ANYONE WHO HAS READ ROBERT THIER BOOKS LIKE STORM AND SILENCE THIS STORY WILL BE A LOT DIFFERENT LIKE A LOT SO BE AWARE. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How could she do this to me... I know that I probably... Or more likely annoyed her a lot about about so many things like I know that she doesn't like how unladylike I am... Or the fact that I always turned down so many people for not wanting to find a suitor. But the fact that she had to begged some of our relatives to take me just me because she can't deal with me any longer.. I dont think I have to worry as much do I? No one would really take me they didn't before... So what makes now any different. Right?

Will the guy I've always liked finally like me back? Will he ever look at me even if I am willing to keep his darkest secrets? Doubt it, but we'll see. ● Book 4 in The Suit Series (each book is a STANDALONE BOOK)

It started out as a game. She's everything a girl wants to be. He's everything a girl wants. As head cheerleader and quarterback, Kody Taylor and Austin Collins would normally be expected to be together with them being the schools Mr. and Ms. Perfect. Lucky for all the single boys and girls in their school, it'll never happen. They hate each other and they aren't afraid to show it. Not like it'll ruin their reputations anyway. If anything, it makes it better beacause people seem to enjoy the show. Will things change when they have to work together to keep their positions as head cheerleader and football captain? All their lives, everything between them has been just a competition. A challenge. A game. But what happens when it isn't just a game anymore?

Meet Skylar Howard, she a stubborn softy. She's struggling in school getting grades that are leading her to the path of failing. Her mother suggests for her to get a tutor, but shes doesn't want one. To her disappoint, however, she's given one without a choice. Skylar imagines a twenty-five year old who will be an obnoxious genius, but little does she know they're the same age. Meet Caleb Scott, a smart sweetheart. His mother is good friends with Mrs. Howard and asks her son if he'd be interested in tutoring her daughter. Caleb is up for the job, not minding the extra cash, and is curious on how it'll go. He imagines a ten year old girl who's struggling in her studies and needs a bit of help. But little does he know she's the same age and with a strong attitude. When they meet how will they react to each other? (Hey, you! Reading my summary (: I hope you enjoy the story if you decide to read! And I hope you decide to read it too ^•^) It's in the process of revision but it's no problem to read it with that going on.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!