Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

This is a typical clićhed story: the cute, awkward not-popular girl is paired up, by a leap of Fate, with the hot, athletic "it" boy at her high school. They spent time together, the popular boy becomes fond of the innocent girl, and they fall in love. That's exactly what this story is about, right? Wrong. Sure, that happens somewhere along the way, but not in the way you'd expect it. This story is about Scarlett. Scarlett is the school slut: the stunningly beautiful girl that wears revealing clothing and apparently "sleeps around." Scarlett also happens to be dating the hot, athletic "it" boy. You got it, the one who falls in love with the cute nerd. Scarlett's whole life is one clićhe, except for a catch: Scarlett isn't actually a slut. She doesn't sleep around, she hates short skirts, and she does care for her boyfriend. It's all just an act, one that helps her feel protected from her rough past. Being the school slut is Scarlett's own form of protection. Input Oliver Peters: dark, handsome, mysterious. He's the school's resident bad boy- who Scarlett can't stand. What happens when Oliver catches her without her slut mask on? A deal is made, and she somehow becomes his fake girlfriend. But... can fake love turn real? Will Oliver get Scarlett to show her true colors to the world? You'll just have to read and see. So much for the slut façade. *Sorry for the crap description! Please give this story a try*

Kyra Fox is a dedicated dancer who loves nothing more than losing herself in the music and forgetting everything. But when she gets paired with Jude Callahan, a dancer who is most definitely not dedicated, sparks fly- in and out of the dance studio. It takes two to tango, but can Kyra let go enough to tango with a boy she’s sure she hates?

‘Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven, Having some business, do entreat her eyes.’ Isis and Kael couldn’t be more different if they tried. Rich and popular, Kael has always had everything he’s ever wanted, whereas poverty stricken Isis has struggled through life with every stress imaginable. After a drunken night’s mistake proves one step too far, Kael has to face the consequences- which involve Isis, a girl he couldn’t care less about. However, when Kael meets Isis, he starts to realise that maybe his life isn’t as full of problems as he thinks. Will their differences prove too much to handle? Or could this be proof that opposites really do attract?