LIKE YOU, BUT BETTER follows a makeup artist who lands a gig at CBC TV even though she dreams of having the balls to trade cosmetics for acrylics and become a real artist. (She'd also like to have the courage to hump her downstairs neighbour.) Will the secrets hidden in a painting of Pierre Trudeau depicted as a well-hung centaur bring all her dreams to fruition? Or will it come out that she's not quite qualified for her new job when she's tasked with bleaching the hair of a show host who also happens to be her girl crush? Also, there's the pesky matter of her colleague, Phil Collins, whom she foolishly boinked. Set at the intersection of serious art and celebrity culture, LIKE YOU, BUT BETTER lovingly satirizes the CBC and Canada's media landscape while examining the recursive inferiority complex between Canada and the United States, Hamilton and Toronto, and finally among siblings and friends.

Canada: H-hello. J-just ask or dare me anything, eh? Kumajirou: Who are you? Canada: *sad sigh* I'm Canada...

An artist surrounded by wildlife, hated by the community she lives in except for the selected few. She searches for inspiration in the forest know as her back yard. What happens when she stumbles in to a certain Canadian or should I say he stumbles into her... even after she helps him , she's never given a name. causing the question to start to repeat in her mind 'who was that man?' warning there is spelling mistakes in this story unfortunately because of technical reasons with wattpad I can't change them.

Maple syrup on pancakes is a sweet treat in the morning. Perhaps Canada's kind gesture of serving you breakfast in bed will turn into something even sweeter...

......meep

Facts about Canada, for those wanting to know more about it. I know I like having knowledge about other countries, so I thought I would share my knowledge on my own country. I am also writing this because I notice when books are set in Canada people are confused about the culture and some of the words used.