((I got this idea from a post on tumblr.I do not own Homestuck,it belongs to the dark lord Andrew Hussie. Covert art is not mine)) Dave Strider lives in a world where everyone is born with Heterochromia. Their eyes don't match until the have met their soulmate. Will Dave find his? Read to find out!

John Egbert is just a normal boy without a voice, and his life is suddenly changed when he becomes the target of a blood-thirsty Dave Strider, who's interest becomes peaked after nearly killing the little one, and a bromance begins between the two. Honhonhon, will the bromance stay a bromance? Or will it become something else entirely? [It starts out with John at six years old for a backstory, but it will only last for one chapter. He will end up being sixteen]

John is the new kid, with everything that comes with that title; awkwardness, shyness, and attempts to make friends. Except all of this is made even worse with the fact that he's deaf. Dave is your stereotypical resident coolkid. Except he's not. He's a huge nerd, but most people find him intimidating, what with his shades and the fact that he doesn't talk to anyone. Or rather, that he can't talk to anyone, being mute. The two get paired together and form a close bond quite quickly, to the surprise of most of the school, but to none of their friends'. ((I really suck at descriptions. Also, updates for this aren't set, so be prepared for longish waits between chapters or several at a time.))

"Do you love me?" "No" Johnathan Egbert, royal blood and young god of Prospit, was eighteen when his twin sister ran away and abandoned her duty as a peace treaty to their rival kingdom, Derse. Now taking her place in disguise by force, John has to keep cover and survive months as the new bride of the Dersite Prince, a bastard by the name of David Strider, as the rest of Prospit goes in search for the missing rightful Heiress. Despite his initial dismay, John finds his Dersite counter-part isn't as bad as he seems. And soon John finds himself hoping Jade takes her time returning back to take his place.

John is a total geek with no friends. Dave is a total cool kid, people worship every step he takes. But what if an unlikely friendship blossoms...or maybe, an unexpected romance (WARNING JOHNDAVE HOMESTUCK PAIRING YAOIS AND EVENTUAL SMUT MAYBE...) mute!davejohn enjoy!~ {DISCONTINUED}