poems by me

Just a selection of the times Siri has been funny XD No longer being updated with new ones! Just old ones being republished. *Some of these may be no longer repeatable due to updates and general luck. I promise you these are all 100% legit though* #3 for #siri 24/12/18

Glory, a 35 year old woman ventures back to Almost, Maine. A place she had visited a few months earlier. She fell in love with with the place and the people there, so she plans to move there. But, not everything there is exactly as happy as she remembers.

ok, so the story goes, when i first found out pete wentz bought jellyfish, i didn't believe it. but when i found out he actually did buy them, i was literally so done, that i texted my friend, "This is reason number 56 why I'm 1000% done with Pete Wentz" to which she replied, "What are the other 55 reasons?" and i took it upon myself to go through many videos, interviews, and general knowledge of pete wentz, and spent almost 3 hours finding 55 reasons why i'm completely and utterly done pete wentz. now, since then, the number has escalated from 56 to 76 and soon to be more. and i thought, "Hey, why not share this with the rest of the world?" and well... here we are now. disclaimer: i don't actually hate pete wentz, it's just that "1000% done with" was too long...

Hi my name is Alex Duncan, I am 14 and here is my experience from living with Aspergers my entire life (so far) Aspergers is a disability on the Autism spectrum which makes you have very low social skills but very high intelligence

A lot like the game but a little different . You know the drill with most of these fanfics

stay safe, i love you all

Wow, look at that. A book of one-shots of my ocs. Who knew I made one?

April Fischbach, formerly known as the sister of Mark Fischbach, known as the famous "Markiplier" on YouTube, is convinced one day to go meet one of Mark's best friends Matthias. They develop a relationship, but Mark doesn't want that to happen. Then April meets Jack, Mark's best friend, and soon realizes that Jack would be a better boyfriend than Matt. And weight would be lifted off of Mark's shoulders as well. What will happen? Will Matt get jealous? Read to find out!

If you're bored on Wattpad this is your cure! *Dramatic music playing in background* DUN DUN DUN DUUUUNNN! Completely Useless Facts is here to save the day!