Kim k and the big ass chronicles

"Are you a virgin?" "Sir, is that appropriate?" ____

The title says it all

All phrases that we loved of 50Shades!

He was her teacher. She was his obsession. YouTube Trailer: Call It An Obsession // Wattpad

Jack is almost perfect. He is strong, brave, and fights giant monsters and dragons to protect his people. Girls swoon over him, and Princess Desiree desires to marry him and make him the Prince of the Aldric Kingdom. He lives almost a perfect life. Well, except for one thing. Jack is a character in a video game. He has no control over his life or his actions, and he has to monotonously obey every command given to him from the one on the other side of the screen. When Jack begins to fall for the Controller behind the TV, he realizes he must break the rules of the game to find his true Happily Ever After.

Hey everyone and welcome to my new comedy book here I'll be posting lots of funny jokes, memes, text jokes... And such so if you love comedy an live on planet earth read and share my book!! <3

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

Mars Kensington has nowhere to go. Forced to attend weekly confessions for being lesbian, she had it with her parents and decided to leave the house. Lost and confused, she was approached by two mysterious women who offered her a once in a lifetime chance to attend Lesbian Academy.

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)