Haiya guys. It your one and only author, Dugu. Hope you enjoy and I'm still dying because of BTS memeber. Please support our boys ❤ Love you guys! ( Please just ignore ™ because before this I really don't know what it means soo yesh. Ignore the ™ please.)

***VOTED BEST LAUGH BY WARRIORS WATTY AWARDS*** WELCOME TO THE ORIGINAL 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN!! THIS IS A BIG BOOK FULL OF SPOOFS! FOLLOW BRAMBLECLAW ON HIS ADVENTURES!! BUT MAKE SURE THAT YOU DONT TRY ANY OF THIS AT HOME! This book depicts highly trained professionals. If you would like to do a similar book to this, please PM me and I'll check it out! But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE give me credit because I don't want any confusion! That's right. NO STEALY STEALY STALKERS. All of these spoofs I worked very hard on, and would appreciate it if there would be NO MORE COPIERS! I have already had too much of that. I THANK ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS FOR MAKING THIS BOOK SUCH A SUCCESS!!

Hey guys. This was a small project of mine inspired by Half Life Full Life Consequences by ICTON on YouTube. Yes it is short and dumb, but it is supposed to be like that. Anyway, get reading and ENJOY! Oh and don't forget to check out my book Half Life 2: Default Defect and ICTON on YouTube. Bye!

"What's that? Ooh, what IS that?" Well, it's a book. A book about a girl. A book about a monster with a conscience. A book about a friendly box and a bunch of talking orbs. This is the story of Portal. This is an unofficial novelization of a video game, which Valve owns. Portal/Portal 2 fanfiction (PG for mild peril)

What happens when the dragons of Pyrra get computers? What happens when Deathbringer becomes smitten with HASHTAGS!? You feelin down in the ground? Do you want something to laugh at? Sunny: YES! Well then come on down and read this book! It might not be the best, but maybe 75 chapters in it'll make ya laugh! Jambu: I WANT A PINK PONY NAMED BLUE! Thank you for that interruption Jambu. EVERYONE, GET JAMBU A PINK PONY NAMED BLUE! YOU WILL ABSOLUTELY LUV THIS STORY! ITS PACKED FULL OF HUMOR, GUEST STARS, IDIOTIC REMARKS- Deathrbinger: LEIK MINE! --ALTERNATE UNIVERSES, AND, SO, MUCH, MORE! Jambu: Will Blue be in it? RAISE MONEY TO GET JAMBU HIS BLUE! OTHERWISE HE MIGHT DIE OF A BROKEN HEART! OR STUPIDITY! WE SHALL SEE! Wings of Fire on Facebook is not responsible for any injuries caused in the motion of reading this book. It is not also responsible to return your stolen underwear. If you laugh so hard you fall out of your chair and hurt you skull--We are not responsible for that either. There, law enforcement's out of the way. NOW START READING SOLDIER! **P.s. the PJ crew is in this a lot so if you don't wanna read that mega crossover evethoughit'stheinspirationforhalfthestuffithisthing then just skip too the end and hope the Reve-- I meeaan NO SPOILERS Justhope it all makes sense Adios! :3

Enter a world in which Irish Ogres reign supreme. Follow JackShrekticEye as he defeats the evil Lord Markquaad.

Kim Taehyung has been classified certifiably insane. He isn't, he knows he isn't, he just likes to make everyone happy. Why would anyone ever think he was crazy? But then again, he didn't expect to have to do what he did, didn't expect his adoptive sister to accuse him of that, didn't expect them to give him a chance at normal again. Didn't expect to meet three people that would change his life. HwaYang YeonHwa book 1 #355 in Teen Fiction *Highest ranking* #287 in Fan Fiction *Highest ranking* Start: 23rd of Aug 2015 finish: 11th of Apr 2016

Aliebeth Mitoura is a soon to be adult girl alone in the middle of nowhere. The worst part, she has a terrible, maybe uncurable case of amnesia. But, something much bigger is going on. Someone, or something, is trying to help her. Leaving a path of notes to her freedom. There's one thing no one knows for sure, why is this thing trying to help her, and will the outside world be the safe haven she expects?