As far as lazy roommates go, Death is probably as bad as they come. Rosa Delgada only wants a nice, ordinary weekend. When some guy claiming to be the Reaper comes knocking on her door, any plans of normality are thrown straight out of the window. Now she's got to worry about Death sleeping on her sofa, the forces of evil hunting down her new roommate, and - worst of all - all the post-break-up comfort food she keeps eating. And to make matters worse, Death is almost certainly going to go down in the record books as being the universe's least helpful roommate. He may be a horseman of the apocalypse but he'll be damned if he doesn't do the dishes. But life's going to get a whole lot harder for Rosa. Death's sudden holiday is resulting in some grizzly repercussions, and now all of the Underworld is out to drag him back. There's only so far sarcasm and strawberry ice cream will get you.

"The Tell-Tale Heart" is a short story by American writer Edgar Allan Poe, first published in 1843. It is relayed by an unnamed narrator who endeavors to convince the reader of his sanity while simultaneously describing a murder he committed. The victim was an old man with a filmy "vulture-eye", as the narrator calls it. The narrator emphasizes the careful calculation of the murder, and he hides the body by dismembering it, and hiding it under the floorboards. Ultimately, the narrator's feelings of guilt, or a mental disturbance, result in him hearing a thumping sound, which he interprets as the dead man's beating heart. Cover by the lovely @FayLane.

Wey hey it's Sniall. This is my daily journal.

Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?

All of these preferences are from Tumblr, none are mine, although I do have mine in another book, called what other than One Direction Preferences!

This book is filled with One Direction facts, jokes, directioner problems, imagines, how directioners are different from other fandoms, tips for new directioners, things I find hilarious, and many more! And a bunch of stuff you directioners will enjoy! This is a MUST HAVE for all directioners!!!:) and if you're a new directioner don't worry! Come read and get to know more about these five idiots you will know and love forever! I will try to update whenever I have free time:)READ ON YOU WON'T REGRET IT>>>>. Credit: tumblr, twitter, instagram and some are mine! Enjoy:) #68 in FanFiction 5.26.14

Quotes from Doctor Who (in case the title was unclear). All rights to the BBC.